agism 

The act of saying that one age deserves more rights than another age, used a lot by adults for some very strange reason. Agists are just as bad as sexists, if not even worse.

Agism that refers to older people (TV-Y for TV, ages 2-7 crossword puzzle, etc.) is alright though.

agism by Agist hater July 8, 2004

Agism 

Treating somebody younger/older better than somebody else because of their age.

Friend: My mom grounded me because I yelled at my little sister for hitting me with a stick...
Me: Jeez, the Agism is real

Agism by fragiledemi April 21, 2020

Agism 

Bullying an elderly or young person about their age.

John was being agism

Agism by Wargom July 2, 2024

Agiism 

The religion and general belief in Agi, The God Of All. The followers are called Agiists.

'I heard him saying that Agiism is the only true religion.'
'Damn right it is.'

Agiism by Your Fellow Agiist May 12, 2021

Ageism 

Politically Correct Definition: Ageism is defined as being the discrimination against a person or group of people based solely on age.

Real Definition: A moronic belief system held by mentally-retarded fuckshits who actually believe that age is an accomplishment and that anyone who is young is inferior to "adults".

Fond of using the excuse: "you're under 25, your brain isn't developed yet" to win virtually all arguments against otherwise perfectly rational people who just so happen to be in their late teens and early twenties.

These type of people also often believe that their generation is superior to the current one, and that young people are to blame for all of the world's problems. Furthermore, these people think that they are always correct in all situations, due to the fact that they have "so much more life experience" and a "fully developed pre-frontal cortex" according to various bullshit pseudo-scientific articles.

Equally as annoying is ageism against elderly people, which mainly occurs in the workplace. In many countries people over a certain age are expected to be "too frail and senile" to work, even when the applicants are just as qualified as everyone else.

40 year old airhead: "Hey punkass, you on your way to get high and have anal sex with 7 virgins?"

18 year old: "No... I'm going to a job interview"

40 year old airhead: "Job interview!? At 18? Little children can't have jobs! Your developing brain isn't mature enough to handle the responsibility!"

18 year old: "Dude, that's ageism. I can work just fine. Where in the world did you hear that my brain is "still developing?""

40 year old airhead: "I read it on a news article! Cause I'm an informed adult!"

18 year old: "Who did the research for the article?"

40 year old airhead: "MADD! They've been a reliable organization for decades! What they say must be true!"

18 year old: "Ah, MADD huh? So that's why you're such an uninformed prick."

Ageism by Manwithnomission August 3, 2012

Ageism 

Discrimination based on people's age, usually targeted towards teenagers or older adults.

"Bro, we're going to have a road trip in 2 days."
"Can grandpa go?"
"No, he's too old for that kind of stuff."
"That was some pure ageism."

Ageism by thedavetime159 April 8, 2021

Agim 

A sexy european boy who is known to steal women's hearts just by his great appearance. Typically known to have an amazing, loyal and kind personality and easy to be around.

That boy Agim is amazing
Omg look it's Agim

Agim by Gimmyyyyy March 15, 2021