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anticiperection 

(noun): An erection resulting from anticipation of a future sexual encounter.

Coined by the FX Network Original "The League."
"He gets a boner when he's scared!"

"I wasn't scared, man, I'm seeing a girl later--this is just an anticiperection."
anticiperection by Audiopheliac November 6, 2010

Anticipiss 

The feeling one gets that one must urinate, starting very weakly yet increasing tremendously the nearer one approaches a bathroom, usually experienced when in one's car: the nearer one's driveway, the more urgent, and the nearer the bathroom, more urgent still.
My anticipiss is so strong that I'm not sure I can make it since I'm not wearing Depends.
Anticipiss by Art Scotti May 15, 2015

Anticipain 

The expression of pain before the injury actually occurs. Related to amplipain.
"I saw the door about to slam on my fingers, and I yelled out in anticipain before it closed."
Anticipain by Conrad H. May 19, 2008

Anticipantation 

The anticipation of getting into your partners pants after a dry spell.
I haven't seen my girlfriend for over week, the anticipantation is killing me.

anticipissed 

adjective: to be very annoyed or angry about a situation before it occurs.
Dude, my girl is anticipissed because she thinks I am going to ditch out on her birthday dinner.
anticipissed by R.Chid December 24, 2010

anticipointment 

Most of the definitions here are simply defining "disappointment". Anticipointment is trickier than that: it's anticipating something (usually eagerly) that you expect to be disappointed by on some level as well. It's not simply anticipation followed by disappointment; it's kinda both at the same time.
The classic example is the computer-user who eagerly anticipates a price-drop on new components, but knows that the price drops because of even newer technology - which they can't afford. The user is trapped in a continuing state of anticipointment.
anticipointment by The Cantankerist September 30, 2012