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anticiparection 

When one's penis erects a good amount of time before there's even a chance of sex.
Steve had a big date on Saturday and got an anticiparection before it started.
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anticiperection 

(noun): An erection resulting from anticipation of a future sexual encounter.

Coined by the FX Network Original "The League."
"He gets a boner when he's scared!"

"I wasn't scared, man, I'm seeing a girl later--this is just an anticiperection."
anticiperection by Audiopheliac November 6, 2010

anticiprection 

When an erection arises out of anticipation of a lit event in the near future.
I had an anticiprection before the party.
anticiprection by Koz daddy March 22, 2017

anticiperection 

a pre boner to a forthcoming boneriffic event.
"I'm so pumped for Saturday im getting an anticiperection.
anticiperection by mshock95 December 20, 2010

anticiperection 

When you get a boner in anticipation of a good night or seeing a girl
wtf is that! we haven't even stepped foot in the club yet

ah shit i got an anticiperection
anticiperection by Imadogg November 7, 2010

Anticiperection 

Getting an erection from anticipating what you plan on doing with somebody in the near future. This was referenced on 11/4/10 episode of The League.
"I wasn't scared. I just...I'm going to see a girl and I have an anticiperection."-- Kevin from the League
Anticiperection by Clark Cunt November 6, 2010

Anticiperection 

When a guy is anticipating getting laid in the very near future, and is so excited about it, the anticipation he's feeling gives him an erection.
Tyler: Well I'm off to Kelly's to go get laid!!!

Alex: Dude, what the hell is that, why are you hard already??!!

Tyler: Oh, that's just an Anticiperection, I must be really excited about this!
Anticiperection by Terrell Brownes November 8, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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