Definitions by SoulPusher

member mayonnaise 

Member mayonnaise

I was so horny as soon as she touched it I was releasing my member mayonnaise.

member mayonnaise by SoulPusher March 25, 2019

Limprovement 

The reduction of brewers droop after a big night out.

I had a brilliant night out with the missus the other day, but we had way to much to drink and I was struggling in the pant department to perform. Not to worry though, after an hour or so there was a big limprovement and we got down to action.

Limprovement by SoulPusher August 7, 2018

Grobbler 

Someone who is grovelling for a gobble

She was major horny the other night, and I wanted to pleasure, she was a right Grobbler

Grobbler by SoulPusher August 7, 2018

Anticipantation 

The anticipation of getting into your partners pants after a dry spell.

I haven't seen my girlfriend for over week, the anticipantation is killing me.

Anticipantation by SoulPusher May 3, 2011