When people shit on themselves in anticipation of someone else shitting on them. People think this will shield some criticism, but really it just gives assholes better material.

"I know I'm not a very good singer, and my massive love handles detract from my already terrible singing, but please be respectful while I attempt (insert Miley Cyrus song here)"

Most crappy youtube performers take nice big anticipation dumps in their self-descriptions

anticipation dump by tripleski6 June 21, 2011

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anticipation bottle

A bottle of hard liquor that someone purchases while still owning a partially consumed bottle of the same or similar liquor. The bottle is purchased with the thinking that the partially consumed bottle will soon be fully consumed and the person doesn't want to be put in the situation where they've run out completely.

"Don't you already have half a bottle of Jim Beam at home?"
"Yeah but this is my ANTICIPATION BOTTLE. I don't want to run out. It's only Friday!"

anticipation bottle by Scott Fremont August 10, 2006

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Anticipain

The expression of pain before the injury actually occurs. Related to amplipain.

"I saw the door about to slam on my fingers, and I yelled out in anticipain before it closed."

Anticipain by Conrad H. May 19, 2008

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Anticipantation

The anticipation of getting into your partners pants after a dry spell.

I haven't seen my girlfriend for over week, the anticipantation is killing me.

Anticipantation by SoulPusher May 3, 2011

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