anti boner

Something awful or distasteful either visually or mentally that causes a non-erect penis to retract inward like a frightened turtle.

Example 1. seeing that guy get hit in the balls with a rock gave me an anti boner. Example 2: watching the fat chilean mail woman bend over to pick up mail gave me an anti, bro

anti boner by makey0urselfs1ck October 14, 2012

Anti-boner 

The body's reaction to something so unarousing that the penis shrinks back into the body, as to move away from the thing. Usually accompanied by disgust and/or shock, usually caused by nuns in spandex.

That chick gives me anti-boners.

Anti-boner by lolmaster777 April 7, 2009

Anti-boner 

1. The act of stopping a male erection dead in its tracks.

2. Any event so shocking it causes a boner to instantly die

3. Used to describe the ugliest of women

"I was so drunk I almost fucked Joknisha last night, but even alcohol couldn't mask the smell of that vag."
"Ahhhh, that shit is the anti-boner"


"I heard horse faced Gina started to grow a mustache."
"That girls smile is the anti-boner."

"The other day I was making out with my girlfriend, and her grandma walked in with her top off... instant anti-boner for life."

Anti-boner by Dtron 3000 March 5, 2009

Anti-Boner 

When something makes you wince so hard your penis and testicles proceed to retract into your body.

The word boner gives me an anti-boner.

Anti-Boner by metapossum June 3, 2017

Anti-Boner 

1) Opposite of arroused. Especcially around hideous women.
2) Anytime someone happens to see your manhood and it is half its usual size.

"Man did you see that ugly bitch?"
"Yeah man, she gave me an Anti-Boner!"

"Yesterday when Jimmy pantsed me he took my boxers down too. Worst of all Sally saw and I had an Anti-Boner!"

Anti-Boner by MJW33 July 31, 2012

anti-boner explodaphopia 

When you expect to see something totally awesome that will result in you getting an instant boner but instead see something extremely revolting. At the instant you see the revolting material your boner explodes! This horrible affliction affects tens of people a year.

Anti-boner explodaphopia is like when some one tells you Pamela Anderson is behind you naked dildoing herself and calling your name and then you turn around as your getting a boner and see your grandmother naked shitting on a plate looking right into your eyes giving you two thumbs up and smiling.

anti-boner explodaphopia by JustARadfordKid May 22, 2009

anti-boner sex 

having sex without an erection.

Dave and I had anti-boner sex.

anti-boner sex by qweef shady June 19, 2011