(verb) To repeat what someone else says verbatim, as if one were a parrot. Coined from the common pirate name of parrots, Polly
Dude, I'm just pollying what Andrew said. Don't shoot the messenger!
The body's reaction to something so unarousing that the penis shrinks back into the body, as to move away from the thing. Usually accompanied by disgust and/or shock, usually caused by nuns in spandex.
That chick gives me anti-boners.
Similar to teabagging, but done by a woman.
Teabagging with a vagina.
He looks terrible.
Maybe his girlfriend was vagbagging him last night.
The conversion of a language or phrase into a dialect proper for use by bros.
"Joseph" -> "Broseph"
"awesome" -> "brahsome"
"community" -> "brommunity"
Creating such beautiful words requires mastery of the fine art of bromanization.
Christian whom people believe to be a Muslim
ex. Barack Obama
Coined by satirist Andy Borowitz
Tea Partier: OBAMA'S ONE OF THEM JIHADIST ISLAMOSOCIALIST MUSLIMS
Actual person: Umm...he's a Christian. I guess he's a Cruslim