lolmaster777's definitions

Cruslim

Christian whom people believe to be a Muslim

ex. Barack Obama

Coined by satirist Andy Borowitz

Tea Partier: OBAMA'S ONE OF THEM JIHADIST ISLAMOSOCIALIST MUSLIMS
Actual person: Umm...he's a Christian. I guess he's a Cruslim

by lolmaster777 August 25, 2010

vagbagging

Similar to teabagging, but done by a woman.
Teabagging with a vagina.

He looks terrible.
Maybe his girlfriend was vagbagging him last night.

by Lolmaster777 January 18, 2009

polly

(verb) To repeat what someone else says verbatim, as if one were a parrot. Coined from the common pirate name of parrots, Polly

Dude, I'm just pollying what Andrew said. Don't shoot the messenger!

by lolmaster777 October 4, 2010

bromanization

The conversion of a language or phrase into a dialect proper for use by bros.

"Joseph" -> "Broseph"
"awesome" -> "brahsome"
"community" -> "brommunity"

Creating such beautiful words requires mastery of the fine art of bromanization.

by lolmaster777 January 5, 2011

Anti-boner

The body's reaction to something so unarousing that the penis shrinks back into the body, as to move away from the thing. Usually accompanied by disgust and/or shock, usually caused by nuns in spandex.

That chick gives me anti-boners.

by lolmaster777 April 7, 2009