bromanization

The conversion of a language or phrase into a dialect proper for use by bros.

"Joseph" -> "Broseph"
"awesome" -> "brahsome"
"community" -> "brommunity"

Creating such beautiful words requires mastery of the fine art of bromanization.

by lolmaster777 January 05, 2011

Anti-boner

The body's reaction to something so unarousing that the penis shrinks back into the body, as to move away from the thing. Usually accompanied by disgust and/or shock, usually caused by nuns in spandex.

That chick gives me anti-boners.

by lolmaster777 April 07, 2009

Cruslim

Christian whom people believe to be a Muslim

ex. Barack Obama

Coined by satirist Andy Borowitz

Tea Partier: OBAMA'S ONE OF THEM JIHADIST ISLAMOSOCIALIST MUSLIMS
Actual person: Umm...he's a Christian. I guess he's a Cruslim

by lolmaster777 August 25, 2010

polly

(verb) To repeat what someone else says verbatim, as if one were a parrot. Coined from the common pirate name of parrots, Polly

Dude, I'm just pollying what Andrew said. Don't shoot the messenger!

by lolmaster777 October 04, 2010

vagbagging

Similar to teabagging, but done by a woman.
Teabagging with a vagina.

He looks terrible.
Maybe his girlfriend was vagbagging him last night.

by Lolmaster777 January 18, 2009