antelz 

Charming and powerful women

She's an antelz queen

antelz by anonymous November 25, 2021

anteloping 

Feeding a woman lines about how scary it is out in the city at night, and she'd be much safer if she stays here with you, the same way that a male Damaliscus antelope pretends that a predator is nearby when a female is about to leave his territory.

Lying about danger scores the antelopes 65% more booty on average; it can work for you too.

"Don't leave the bar now, baby, it's rainy and there are lions out there. Stay here and have a drink with me till they go."
Now that is some smooth anteloping.

anteloping by Frankie1969 May 21, 2010

antelopian 

antelopian; a man born of the Antelope region of ND who due to the Antelopian drinking water supply is very blessed in his endowment.

- A native SW North Dakota man of the Antelope region who is Well hung thanks to his local well water.

Girl 1-"Giirrrllll why you walking like that, U got something stuffed ?"
Girl 2-"No I slept with that fine antelopian guy from the bar last night, and the rumors arent rumors"

antelopian by Vendetta Fist February 19, 2017

antelope valley

The dirty unshaven armpit of California.

The antelope valley is hotter and dirtier than Satan's anus

antelope valley by Majikdik February 5, 2014

Antelope Valley

Antelope Valley: Land of the Junkies, Home of L.A. Rejects.

Palmdale, the crack capital of L.A. County is widely known for it's high crime & Hot weather. It used to be a sleepy little town before the 90s, when a caravan of black gangsters and cholos from L.A moved there. The High Schools here are Palmdale High School, Highland High School and Pete Knight. Worst one being Palmdale, where young aspiring children go to be Drug Dealers, Strippers, Crack Addicts, Wannabe L.A. Gangsters and Pregnant at 16. Westside Palmdale is a lot nicer, mostly whitewashed mexicans who wanna be cool and swear up and down they're Santa Clarita.

Lancaster is the Meth Capital of L.A. County. It's dirty, smells of meth and is filled with with either ghetto blacks, Mexicans or Rednecks. West of the 14 is West Lancaster aka dollar store quartz hill. The High Schools here are AV High School, Lancaster High School and Quartz Hill High School. Lancaster HS is surprisingly not terrible, mostly consisting of wannabe cholos, emo kids, "skater kids" who cant do a kickflip and kids who live near AV high school but go to Lancaster because their parents wouldn't let them attend AV.

Once you step foot in Quartz Hill you will find yourself in 1950's Alabama. If you are black in Quartz Hill...Good luck. Quartz Hill High School is full of whitewashed mexicans who claim to be half white to avoid discrimination and rich white kids who's parents work for Lockheed. They claim to be the Beverly Hills of the AV.

Friend: Hey Bro lets go to the Antelope Valley?
me: The Antelope Valley? You mean California's Iraq?

Antelope Valley by lil.tweaker May 14, 2022

Antelligence 

The quality in a Human than allows it to deduce an alternate form of truth, which is only achievable through use of answers in finding the truest question.

What is antelligence? Does it precede intelligence? Is it the opposite of intelligence? Would it be bad, or good if either were true? Is it needed? Can it exist alongside intelligence? Is this definition worth noting?

It appears as though it is.

Antelligence by Crnic October 14, 2011

AstelZoom 

When you see something cursed. Almost always packed in Discord emoji form.

A: "Here, have some cursed ASMR vids"
B: ":AstelZoom:"

AstelZoom by khgbot January 22, 2022