18 definitions by Frankie1969

A woman's neck and shoulders. Most women will toss you in the rejection bin if they notice your eyes wandering below the horizon upon first meeting.
"Hi, nice to meet you."
(Unfortunately, you become dazzled by her well-filled black sequin tank top.)
"Excuse me, my eyes are up here. Buh bye."
(Damn, got shot down below the horizon again.)
by Frankie1969 August 5, 2010
A place where people can hang out. Duh.
After a long night in chinatown, my favorite hangout is a little karaoke bar on grand street.
by Frankie1969 July 18, 2009
1: Lolcat slang for "Can I have?" First used in the expression "i can has cheezburger?" but obviously applicable to other situations.

2: The equivalent of #include in Lolcode.
1: Oh noes, the government is wiretapping me again. I can has new prezdent?

2: (I) CAN HAS STDIO?
by Frankie1969 April 3, 2008
An exclamation upon seeing something awful. The image is painfully seared into your retina like an acid burn.
Person A: Hey, check out this site called goatse. I promise it's not a rickroll.
Person B: What is that... AUGH, my eyes! It burns!
by Frankie1969 April 10, 2008
A supposed feature of Urban Dictionary that should let long-time editors remove stupid vanity defs from the DB. However, it quietly stopped working months ago.
thousands of defs in dire need of cleanup: sindler, Scerbo, chicago chili dog, etc
by Frankie1969 May 8, 2008
An exclamation in the middle of a senior moment, when the geezer discovers that he no longer remembers what he was talking about.
"So I said to the President, look here you whipper-snapper, I have an onion on my belt and... and... wait, where was I?"
by Frankie1969 March 2, 2010
"Get Out Of My Head, Randall."

An exclamation stated by many readers of Randall Munroe's xkcd webcomic, upon seeing that the latest comic is (yet again) directly relevant to their current life situation.
Beret guy used Rice Krispies to escape the raptors? GOOMHR!
by Frankie1969 June 27, 2009