Feeding a woman lines about how scary it is out in the city at night, and she'd be much safer if she stays here with you, the same way that a male Damaliscus antelope pretends that a predator is nearby when a female is about to leave his territory.
Lying about danger scores the antelopes 65% more booty on average; it can work for you too.
Lying about danger scores the antelopes 65% more booty on average; it can work for you too.
"Don't leave the bar now, baby, it's rainy and there are lions out there. Stay here and have a drink with me till they go."
Now that is some smooth anteloping.
Now that is some smooth anteloping.
by Frankie1969 May 21, 2010
1: Lolcat slang for "Can I have?" First used in the expression "i can has cheezburger?" but obviously applicable to other situations.
2: The equivalent of #include in Lolcode.
2: The equivalent of #include in Lolcode.
by Frankie1969 April 03, 2008
A pun implying that Barack Obama is Irish. This sight gag has bonus irony because he really is partly Irish, by way of his maternal great-great-grandmother Mary Kearney.
by Frankie1969 March 31, 2008
1: A surname meaning "to be good" or "beautiful", commonly found in Semitic or Arabic cultures.
2: A pathetic battlecry of Obama haters.
2: A pathetic battlecry of Obama haters.
1: King Hussein of Jordan had a sweet life and a hot wife.
2: Don't vote for B Hussein! He's a muslim, a racist christian, and a space alien, all at the same time!
2: Don't vote for B Hussein! He's a muslim, a racist christian, and a space alien, all at the same time!
by Frankie1969 June 23, 2008
Acronym for "Couch to 5K", the process of changing from a couch potato to a runner capable of completing a 5 kilometer race.
by Frankie1969 July 22, 2009
A pun implying that Barack Obama is Irish. This sight gag has bonus irony because he really is partly Irish, by way of his maternal great-great-grandmother Mary Kearney.
by Frankie1969 March 31, 2008
"Get Out Of My Head, Randall."
An exclamation stated by many readers of Randall Munroe's xkcd webcomic, upon seeing that the latest comic is (yet again) directly relevant to their current life situation.
An exclamation stated by many readers of Randall Munroe's xkcd webcomic, upon seeing that the latest comic is (yet again) directly relevant to their current life situation.
by Frankie1969 June 27, 2009