Frankie1969's definitions

C25K

Acronym for "Couch to 5K", the process of changing from a couch potato to a runner capable of completing a 5 kilometer race.

I got the C25K app for my iPhone; now I'm on Week 5.

by Frankie1969 July 22, 2009

GOOMHR

"Get Out Of My Head, Randall."

An exclamation stated by many readers of Randall Munroe's xkcd webcomic, upon seeing that the latest comic is (yet again) directly relevant to their current life situation.

Beret guy used Rice Krispies to escape the raptors? GOOMHR!

by Frankie1969 June 27, 2009

hangout

A place where people can hang out. Duh.

After a long night in chinatown, my favorite hangout is a little karaoke bar on grand street.

by Frankie1969 July 18, 2009

where was I

An exclamation in the middle of a senior moment, when the geezer discovers that he no longer remembers what he was talking about.

"So I said to the President, look here you whipper-snapper, I have an onion on my belt and... and... wait, where was I?"

by Frankie1969 March 2, 2010

bucookie

A humor-porn parody of bukake, wherein the victim is surrounded by dickerdoodles or other phallic foods, then shot in the face with frosting, cream, etc. Framed bucookie photos make a great gift for mom!

"Each year you guys impress me with your depravity. Last year saw the invention of the "bucookie" genre, a frosting fantasy that was played out in many a submission." - Gabe of Penny Arcade

by Frankie1969 December 10, 2009

horizon

A woman's neck and shoulders. Most women will toss you in the rejection bin if they notice your eyes wandering below the horizon upon first meeting.

"Hi, nice to meet you."
(Unfortunately, you become dazzled by her well-filled black sequin tank top.)
"Excuse me, my eyes are up here. Buh bye."
(Damn, got shot down below the horizon again.)

by Frankie1969 August 5, 2010

planking

A newer name for the lying down game, where you pose for a picture lying flat on your face in an unusual location.

Food superstore Woolworths sacked eight employees this week for planking on top of meat grinders, display shelves, trolleys and stacks of milk crates.

by Frankie1969 June 15, 2011