O'Bama

A pun implying that Barack Obama is Irish. This sight gag has bonus irony because he really is partly Irish, by way of his maternal great-great-grandmother Mary Kearney.
by Frankie1969 March 31, 2008
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GOOMHR

"Get Out Of My Head, Randall."

An exclamation stated by many readers of Randall Munroe's xkcd webcomic, upon seeing that the latest comic is (yet again) directly relevant to their current life situation.
Beret guy used Rice Krispies to escape the raptors? GOOMHR!
by Frankie1969 June 27, 2009
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Barack O'Bama

A pun implying that Barack Obama is Irish. This sight gag has bonus irony because he really is partly Irish, by way of his maternal great-great-grandmother Mary Kearney.
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sanctity of marriage

The supposed reason why fundies oppose gay marriage. Then they cheat on their spouses, hook up in bathroom stalls, etc.

In the USA, the lowest divorce rates are in blue states (#1 is Massachusetts), and the highest divorce rates are in red states. Somehow it's the fault of those evil homosexuals.
Vito Fossella voted for the No Gay Marriage amendment, then flew home to impregnate his mistress. Do as I say, not as I do! That's the sanctity of marriage for you.
by Frankie1969 May 19, 2008
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hangout

A place where people can hang out. Duh.
After a long night in chinatown, my favorite hangout is a little karaoke bar on grand street.
by Frankie1969 July 18, 2009
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where was I

An exclamation in the middle of a senior moment, when the geezer discovers that he no longer remembers what he was talking about.
"So I said to the President, look here you whipper-snapper, I have an onion on my belt and... and... wait, where was I?"
by Frankie1969 March 02, 2010
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horizon

A woman's neck and shoulders. Most women will toss you in the rejection bin if they notice your eyes wandering below the horizon upon first meeting.
"Hi, nice to meet you."
(Unfortunately, you become dazzled by her well-filled black sequin tank top.)
"Excuse me, my eyes are up here. Buh bye."
(Damn, got shot down below the horizon again.)
by Frankie1969 August 05, 2010
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