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An affliction caused by poor hygiene, where the anal and rectal areas become inflamed and itchy.
" I forgot to whipe my ass after shitting today, now I have the analitch. Nothing worse than going to itch something and getting shit under your fingernails."
analitch by Nutzen YerMouf March 15, 2018
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Sweet girl. HILARIOUS. So funny, will turn any day upside down. Makes the craziest facial expressions. Can make you laugh even when you really don't want to. Nice smile, has many friends. Is a very likable person.
"Alithea made up that joke!"

"So I can't retell it?"
Alithea by g.g.g. March 21, 2013

Gaping Analitus

A condition which causes the anus to leak blood and shit after the rectum has been brutalized by a horse cock.
Wow Hilda, your asshole is leaking blood and shit after getting plowed by that horse cock last night. You must be suffering from gaping analitus.
Gaping Analitus by Spok3 April 11, 2022

Anita Baker 

1) A secret underground euphemism referring to the third and final season of the popular Adult Swim original cartoon, 'The Boondocks'.

The term is used to avoid suspicion and copyright infringement by the company Sony, mainly based on the fact that Sony employees flag infringement rights on YouTube videos to compensate for the fact they have extremely small genitalia.
Inner-City Gangsta #1: Yo, man! Did you check out 'the stuff?"

Inner-City Gangsta #2: What stuff?

Inner-City Gangsta #1: Y'know...(whispers) the 'Anita Baker...'

Inner-City Gangsta #2: Aww hellz yeah, homie! That shit was fly.
Anita Baker by Rapmaster M-Dawg April 11, 2010
A name used to describe a motherfucker who looks like a sloth. Can also be used to describe someone who loves to ride other peoples dicks, not because they benefit from it, but just because they like riding dicks.
That Anditre is already riding Brian's dick, it seems like just last week that sloth-looking motherfucker was riding my dick.
Anditre by AintNoPicnic October 10, 2011

Anita Bonghit 

The false name that Homer Simpson's mother used in a National Park registry--which resulted in her arrest.
The simpsons episode in which grandma simpson signs her name as Anita Bonghit.
Anita Bonghit by Akmed September 30, 2006