analitch

An affliction caused by poor hygiene, where the anal and rectal areas become inflamed and itchy.

" I forgot to whipe my ass after shitting today, now I have the analitch. Nothing worse than going to itch something and getting shit under your fingernails."

analitch by Nutzen YerMouf March 15, 2018

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analith

The small peice of fecal material that remains after the motherload has been pinched off. A small turd similar to a weak twin that dies off in the womb.
anal- of or pertaining to the anus
lith- a fruit which when dried resembles a raisin in color and form.

Dude, this morning I took a huge crap...I thought it was all out.. but I had an analith! So I had to go back to business.

analith by Jimily Parker April 4, 2008

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analitch • analith • Analithisphobia • Analithophobia

Analithophobia

Etymology: From Greek αναληθής analithís (“mendacious, falsehood”) + phobia (“fear”); made as an antonym for Alethophobia, fear or dislike of truth.

Definition: Fear or dislike of untruths & falsehoods; mendacity.

Alternate forms:
Analithophobe
Analithophobic

They had an analithophobia of sorts when reading replies by staunch superstitionists online.
After being fed falsehoods by so called friends, Ana developed analithophobia.

A bit of analithophibia can prevent falling for hoodwinks & scams.

Analithophobia by YujoJacyCoyote May 6, 2022

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Analithisphobia

The fear or hatred towards misinformation, misidentification, and any form of fallacy taken as fact by others.

John has Analithisphobia, and hates it when someone says something false that they take as fact.

Analithisphobia by DrBrad December 16, 2022

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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