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Amputa

From the declension of “ang puta(the bitch)”. It’s usually used as an insult to someone or as an emphasis to the word it refers to. Its acronym is amp which is mainly used in chat. Its meaning may vary through context
Person 1: tangina, naglalandi na naman siya sa mga babae(motherfucker, he’s flirting with the girls again)
Person: babaerong amputa(that Womanizing bitch)

Messenger user 1: boi naka 15/50 si insert name sa exam(bro insert name got 15/50 in the exam)
Messenger user 2: tanga amp(So Stupid/Fucking dumbass)
by Gabtron October 1, 2023
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amputree

n. a tree that has had some of its branches/limbs cut off, leaving nubby circles on the trunk where the branches were.

trees that are overgrown in front yards, or are growing dangerously close to buildings or power lines, are most likely to become amputrees.

the elements (high winds,lightning etc.) are also a common cause of amputrees.
"I used to climb the tree in front of my house when I was a kid. Unfortunately, my dad made it an amputree when I was 9, and now I can't."
by RadioBurnv1 October 22, 2008
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amputorium

-a ceremonial gathering held with the purpose of removing an appendage or tool that has been misused or abused.
"His amputorium came as no surprise."
by connie m May 19, 2009
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Amruta

Girls with the name Amruta are usually beautiful, ambitious, honest and wonderful. If you know someone named Amruta, she’s your lucky charm.
Amruta is so damn pretty. I wish she was my girlfriend.
by neha <3 November 24, 2021
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The prestigious sexual conquest of fucking both an alternately coloured midget and a dead animal, most commonly a dog, while either you or the midget may be missing limbs. Prosthetic limbs would also qualify. The rarest form of this occuring would involve two midgets, one of them being an Eskimo.

Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.
Rick: So she comes home, and I can tell right away that he has midget stink all over her. I know she's into interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality, ever since she lost both her arms in that thresher, I know she's been fucking around.

Alistair: Jesus Christ.
by Revchu August 6, 2005
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midget amputee porn

midget amputee porn is the holy grail of all porn for those that are weird and wacky enough to want to watch it. Obviously contains midgets that are dismembered dancing the good dance!!!
do you want to watch some midget amputee porn?
by dannyboy1373 November 10, 2007
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amputorgy

An orgy involving amputees.
OMG, did you see the amputorgy last night? There were arms and legs everywh..Wait, no there weren't.
by Amputee fan 01 August 31, 2005
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