Jeff: "Man, I caught her
cheating again tonight. I know she loves me, but still it hurts every time. I
don't know what to do."
Jeff's friend: "You know Jeff, I'm sorry about this, but I think we'
re going to have to amputate. Lock the doors, Marty!"
*Marty locks doors*
Jeff's friend: "You're not seeing her tonight, Jeff, or ever again."