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amputants 

people that have been amputated (a part of their body has been cut off) another word for amputee NOT AMPUTEEN
"i wonder why those guys have no dick..."
"their amputants dumbass"
amputants by Joe Momma the III April 11, 2008
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Amputantement 

(n.)
A form of irrational response to a situation.
A freak out session, most commonly found with females.
"Why are you having an amputantement about this?"
Amputantement by Amputantement February 25, 2017

Foreskin amputation

I saw John's pecker he's got a foreskin amputation.

The Amputated Hand 

The act of "rubbing one out" without the use of hands. This can be done various different ways. The most popular way is grinding against one's own pants.
Ricky was busy playing guitar, so he used The Amputated Hand trick.
The Amputated Hand by Asher Levi September 16, 2010

Amputationist

Someone with a PHD in amputation.
Kez: what's in the drain?
Debbie: The Greys Anatomy Medical book is the best book for the novice amputationist.

Amputate 

To completely cut off or end an intimate relationship with a guy or girl.
Jeff: "Man, I caught her cheating again tonight. I know she loves me, but still it hurts every time. I don't know what to do."
Jeff's friend: "You know Jeff, I'm sorry about this, but I think we're going to have to amputate. Lock the doors, Marty!"
*Marty locks doors*
Jeff's friend: "You're not seeing her tonight, Jeff, or ever again."
Amputate by ebarb44 March 6, 2010
Getting so fucked up that you feel like you lost limbs
mark and nick were so amputated at that party last night
Amputated by Mfp420 December 28, 2010
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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