Amputasty
Her missing leg made me a little uncomfortable at first but as I spent time with her I realised there was a whole amazing person underneath there and an amputasty one at that!
Amputasty by ApricotFields June 29, 2020
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Amputantement
(n.)
A form of irrational response to a situation.
A freak out session, most commonly found with females.
A form of irrational response to a situation.
A freak out session, most commonly found with females.
"Why are you having an amputantement about this?"
Amputantement by Amputantement February 25, 2017
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The act of "rubbing one out" without the use of hands. This can be done various different ways. The most popular way is grinding against one's own pants.
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Amputationist
Kez: what's in the drain?
Debbie: The Greys Anatomy Medical book is the best book for the novice amputationist.
Debbie: The Greys Anatomy Medical book is the best book for the novice amputationist.
Amputationist by SeraphimBitches June 15, 2021
Amputate
Jeff: "Man, I caught her cheating again tonight. I know she loves me, but still it hurts every time. I don't know what to do."
Jeff's friend: "You know Jeff, I'm sorry about this, but I think we're going to have to amputate. Lock the doors, Marty!"
*Marty locks doors*
Jeff's friend: "You're not seeing her tonight, Jeff, or ever again."
Jeff's friend: "You know Jeff, I'm sorry about this, but I think we're going to have to amputate. Lock the doors, Marty!"
*Marty locks doors*
Jeff's friend: "You're not seeing her tonight, Jeff, or ever again."
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