ambitexter 

A person capable of texting equally with either hand.

Ambitexter, Text, Texting, Sexting, txt

ambitexter by Bibimbap Man January 22, 2011

Ambodexter 

Not used often now, but can mean a number of different things:
1 A person who takes bribes from both sides of a dispute;
2 A double-dealer, crook or cheat;
3 A person able to play (musical instrument or sport) with either hand;

Ambodexter
1 A adjudicator’s dream;
2 A politician;
3 The dream of every talentless twit;

Ambodexter by AKACroatalin March 5, 2019

ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands

use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard

ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.

Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

Ambidextrousexual by Jeremy H. Humbert March 22, 2009

Ambisexterous 

Bi-Sexual, being attracted to both sexes.

'He's not gay...He's ambisexterous.'

Ambisexterous by Breach September 28, 2012

ambidextrious 

common misspelling of ambidextrous.

are you ambidextrious?
no you idiot, i'm ambidextrous.

ambidextrious by A New STD January 19, 2004

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.

-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!

Ambidextrous by Schteen November 10, 2003