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ambiTEXTrious 

The ability to text using both hands at the same time or either individually.
Person one: Hey man, aren't you right handed?
Person two: Yea. Why?
1: You're texting with your left hand.
2: Man, I'm ambiTEXTrious.
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ambitextrious 

the ability to text with either hand
Dude i'm so ambitextrious i can text answers with my right hand and my girlfriend with my left
ambitextrious by Ryyan Rivers March 2, 2009

ambitextrious 

someone who can text with both hands.
Even though I can only write with my right hand, I'm ambitextrious.
ambitextrious by molllllllly August 13, 2010

ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands
ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.
Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

ambidextrious 

are you ambidextrious?
no you idiot, i'm ambidextrous.
ambidextrious by A New STD January 19, 2004

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.
-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!
Ambidextrous by Schteen November 10, 2003
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