amazoneisa
Elliott was clearly experiencing a mild case of amazoneisa when he came home and found the package of plant seeds had had been delivered to his house.
amazoneisa by Ell-SGI April 14, 2021
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amazonian
amazonian by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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Amazonesia
The condition one aquires when they order so much stuff from Amazon on a daily basis they know they have ordered something but have no idea what it is when it arrives.
Dammit, i got amazonesia again! I know i have to make sure i receive something at the office today that is important but i cant remember what the heck it is!
Amazonesia by tommybayshore December 30, 2014
Amazonian Slamjob
Amazonian Slamjob by imapython October 24, 2015
amazonian masterhood
Phrase first coined by the great Al Bundy, referring to the oppressive dominance of life wrecking women. Led to the creation of No Ma'am, the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.
I'm sick of my ugly, lazy wife. I'm joining No Ma'am and taking a stand against amazonian masterhood!
amazonian masterhood by DirkD January 24, 2007
amazonesia
It was so damn important that I have it on my doorstep within 2 days . There's a smiley box on my doorstep right now. It's addressed to me, but hell if I know what's in there. Total amazonesia. I could stand here at the door for five minutes looking at my smiley box and never guess what I bought. I take it inside and berserk the smiley tape open with a ballpoint pen. Oh yeah, it's that 2-pack of toothpaste that looked like a good deal. Throw the smiley box on the pile of smiley boxes, worry about what to do with all the smiley boxes some other day.
amazonesia by Boxerdog 92109 August 29, 2019
amazonian penis fish
the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.
jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!
jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1
jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1
amazonian penis fish by bl4ck_d0g May 24, 2008
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