amazoneisa

Finding a package at your door and forgetting what it was you ordered.

Elliott was clearly experiencing a mild case of amazoneisa when he came home and found the package of plant seeds had had been delivered to his house.

by Ell-SGI April 14, 2021

amazonian

(n.) A tall, powerful woman.

The amazonian ate the nerd.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Amazonesia

The condition one aquires when they order so much stuff from Amazon on a daily basis they know they have ordered something but have no idea what it is when it arrives.

Dammit, i got amazonesia again! I know i have to make sure i receive something at the office today that is important but i cant remember what the heck it is!

by tommybayshore December 30, 2014

Amazonian Slamjob

1. When a girl violently beats your dick until you cry

2. A violent handjob

"Yo bro I got an amazonian slamjob last night."
"Damn bruh that sucks."

by imapython October 24, 2015

amazonian masterhood

Phrase first coined by the great Al Bundy, referring to the oppressive dominance of life wrecking women. Led to the creation of No Ma'am, the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.

I'm sick of my ugly, lazy wife. I'm joining No Ma'am and taking a stand against amazonian masterhood!

by DirkD January 24, 2007

amazonesia

Order something from amazon prime, then forget what you ordered within 2 days.

It was so damn important that I have it on my doorstep within 2 days . There's a smiley box on my doorstep right now. It's addressed to me, but hell if I know what's in there. Total amazonesia. I could stand here at the door for five minutes looking at my smiley box and never guess what I bought. I take it inside and berserk the smiley tape open with a ballpoint pen. Oh yeah, it's that 2-pack of toothpaste that looked like a good deal. Throw the smiley box on the pile of smiley boxes, worry about what to do with all the smiley boxes some other day.

by Boxerdog 92109 August 29, 2019

amazonian penis fish

the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.

jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!

jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1

by bl4ck_d0g May 24, 2008