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amazonia 

a condition in which a woman fails to develop breasts.
She is a victim of amazonia at such a young age.
amazonia by uttam maharjan September 26, 2010

amazonian 

(n.) A tall, powerful woman.
The amazonian ate the nerd.
amazonian by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Amazonian Slamjob 

1. When a girl violently beats your dick until you cry

2. A violent handjob
"Yo bro I got an amazonian slamjob last night."
"Damn bruh that sucks."
Amazonian Slamjob by imapython October 24, 2015

amazonian masterhood 

Phrase first coined by the great Al Bundy, referring to the oppressive dominance of life wrecking women. Led to the creation of No Ma'am, the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.
I'm sick of my ugly, lazy wife. I'm joining No Ma'am and taking a stand against amazonian masterhood!
amazonian masterhood by DirkD January 24, 2007

amazonite 7xg

A legendary Steven Universe animator. Mostly active on youtube. Despite his young age, his animations are absolutely stunning.
Timothy: Steven universe animations are cringe.
Andrew: Well, not from Amazonite 7xg .
Timothy: Forgot about him, true!

amazonfail 

Amazon.com's elimination of gay, lesbian, transgender, bisexual, polyamorous, pagan and other books because they were "adult," while leaving pornography and hetero adult items ranked. When the public became outraged, they practiced evasiveness and obfuscation...and claimed it was a glitch.

Also, #amazonfail, the Twitter channel regarding the event.
amazonfail is degrading to all shoppers; it is censorship and discrimination.
amazonfail by wishkey April 13, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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