alpha-hole
"Our new manager started today - first thing he did was lay down new rules about coffee breaks. What an alpha-hole!"
alpha-hole by smendler May 10, 2012
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Alphaholic
1)A person who can text a message faster than they can dial a 10 digit phone number
2)Someone who seeks out texting plans without regard to rollover minutes
3)An individual who does not know their Blackberry has a digital key pad.
4) Someone whom, after answering 37 consecutive text message you decide to phone at the same # you have been texting, does not answer the phone. Immediately after leaving your message at the tone, this same person texts you to ask what it is you needed when you called.
2)Someone who seeks out texting plans without regard to rollover minutes
3)An individual who does not know their Blackberry has a digital key pad.
4) Someone whom, after answering 37 consecutive text message you decide to phone at the same # you have been texting, does not answer the phone. Immediately after leaving your message at the tone, this same person texts you to ask what it is you needed when you called.
I had to limit my son and his girlfriend to 30 text messages a month after a $300.00 cell bill (normal billing at $150.00). His girlfriend actually expressed her anxiety over not being able to text him. She is an Alphaholic, and needs rehabilitation.
Alphaholic by Kelly Ryan August 28, 2006
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alphaholic by ashlxy February 20, 2007
alphaholic
noun; the person who is the lead partyer in a given social group, i.e., the friend who always sets the intoxication standard.
alphaholic by fallingtopeaces December 28, 2009
alphaholic
Damn dude, Jim is such an alphaholic. He's so obsessed with winning the race this weekend that it's becoming annoying.
alphaholic by TexAMAggie05 November 5, 2006
alpharole
To Alpharole is to basically show someone who's boss, but unlike the authority associated with an official job-title or rank, alpharole is the unofficial superiority witnessed more in places like prison or the military among inmates or grunts of seemingly the same rank. Whereas people might listen to a manager, guard or a lieutenant, they very well may make fun and mock them behind their back. An Alpharole is more of tribal type of assertion of power, when the authority is backed by fear or respect or both and not necessarily official.
The term may also apply to a lion and the tamer, or males of the same heard of animals.
The term may also apply to a lion and the tamer, or males of the same heard of animals.
You better start alpharolling your dog, lest he bites your ass one of those days.
I've spent two weeks in jail and the assholes there were constantly trying to alpharole me.
You see how Beth is always alpharolling her hubby. Kinda tells you who's got the balls in that marriage.
I've spent two weeks in jail and the assholes there were constantly trying to alpharole me.
You see how Beth is always alpharolling her hubby. Kinda tells you who's got the balls in that marriage.
alpharole by CWO Tobie la Salle April 21, 2008
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