OFIMA

"Oh Fuck, It's Monday Again." (or "Oh Fuck, It's Monday Already.")

The counterpoint to TGIF.

Variants: GDIMA, OSIMA, etc.
Ted had a sign in his cubicle. One side said "TGIF", the other side said "OFIMA".
by smendler March 18, 2013
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revenure

(Portmanteau, revenue + manure) When your sales figures are in the toilet.
"Well, Jim, how was our revenue last month?"

"More like revenure, actually."
by smendler July 10, 2013
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belligerism

The opposite of pacifism; the belief that war is a good thing, and there should be more of it.
"General Patton was a firm believer in belligerism."
by smendler July 29, 2009
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rightwinder

Any blowhard conservative talk show host; someone who pushes a lot of hot air from only one direction. Generally aggressive, egotistical, and disrespectful of anyone who disagrees with their viewpoints.
"Oh God, that Limbaugh, he is such a rightwinder!"
by smendler June 08, 2009
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laundrosity

A huge pile of unwashed clothing, such as is frequently seen in the bedrooms of high schoolers and college students.
Sherri's mother opened her bedroom door, and screamed when she saw the massive laundrosity that was taking over the room.
by smendler October 03, 2011
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AI-zheimers

When the AI (artificial intelligence) in your phone starts to forget things.
"Siri, call my mom."
"Who? I'm sorry - what? I don't think I know the number..."
"Oh my God, are you getting AI-zheimers or what?"
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Probably not the best, but what the hell, at least we got the job done to minimally acceptable standards.
Max: "Hey, you done trimming those shrubs?"

Minnie: "I don't know, they look a little uneven yet..."

Max: "Nah, that's good enough for government work, let's go get a beer!"
by smendler September 20, 2010
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