smendler's definitions

Corpzi

supporter of Corporate Socialism

"Damn, these Corpzis have no shame at all, do they?"

by smendler July 29, 2009

wargasm

The ecstatic rush of adrenaline and testosterone experienced by warmongers, militarists, and belligerists at the beginning of a long-anticipated armed conflict.

"If Israel attacks Iran, John Bolton will have such a wargasm that his head might explode."

by smendler July 29, 2009

belligerism

The opposite of pacifism; the belief that war is a good thing, and there should be more of it.

"General Patton was a firm believer in belligerism."

by smendler July 29, 2009

famesque

Famous simply for "being famous."

"Sienna Miller is not famous. She is famesque. " - Amy Argetsinger, Washington Post, 8/10/2009

by smendler August 11, 2009

Your keyboard to God's screen

Variation on "your lips to Gods ears" - may the (perhaps improbable) wish you just typed be received by the Divine, and then brought to fruition. Another way to say, "Boy, I sure hope so!"

"It's like 1989 all over again, in Iran."

"Your keyboard to God's screen."

by smendler June 18, 2009

Junior Anti-Sex League

In George Orwell's novel 1984, an organization for young people that advocated complete celibacy for both sexes. The Party intends to abolish the institution of the family, so all children will be the products of artificial insemination and grow up in public institutions. Members wear red sashes around their waists. Julia, Winston Smith's lover, is a member of the Junior Anti-Sex League, though she does not share their ideals.

By extension, the conservative & repressive forces in society that support ideals of celibacy, virginity, purity, etc.

"Damn, those Taliban, they're just like an Islamic Junior Anti-Sex League!"

by smendler June 20, 2009

conserfs

Economically challenged citizens who support conservative causes, despite the fact that doing so is against their economic self-interest.

"Didja see all those conserfs at their 9/12 march?"

by smendler September 22, 2009