smendler's definitions

rushing the pisser

Undue harassment of someone using the urinal, trying to get them to hurry up

Tom: "Hey, aren't you done in there yet? I gotta go!"
Dick: "Geez, hold on, I'll be out in a minute!"
Tom: "Well, hurry up, I'm about to pop out here!"
Harry: "Alright, that's enough, no rushing the pisser!"

by smendler September 29, 2013

wargasm

The ecstatic rush of adrenaline and testosterone experienced by warmongers, militarists, and belligerists at the beginning of a long-anticipated armed conflict.

"If Israel attacks Iran, John Bolton will have such a wargasm that his head might explode."

by smendler July 29, 2009

Corpzi

supporter of Corporate Socialism

"Damn, these Corpzis have no shame at all, do they?"

by smendler July 29, 2009

trooper bait

That driver who's been chewing on your bumper for the past ten miles, so you move over to the slow lane and let him pass, in the hope that he'll be the one to attract attention and get pulled over by the State Police

"Geez man, you want to be trooper bait so bad, okay, go ahead and pass!"

by smendler May 10, 2010

pole syrup

(from the French "sirop de poteau") What Quebecers and others call imitation "breakfast syrups" like Mrs. Buttersworth or Log Cabin - suggesting that they are made by tapping dead telephone poles rather than real maple trees.

"Oh man, she made me pancakes in the morning, right? But all she had to put on them was some disgusting pole syrup!"

by smendler March 15, 2012

hill I am willing to die on

An opinion with which one will stick no matter what, yea verily, even unto death itself. Usually regarding an incredibly trivial and inconsequential matter... but not always.

"coconut water is a top tier beverage. this is a hill i am willing to die on" - Twitter user @nailaham1ra, 8/19/2020

I say Bernie got screwed, and that's a hill I am wiling to die on.

by smendler August 23, 2020

cootie catcher

an origami "fortune-teller" device made out of paper - a favorite among girls around 6th grade or so, but popular with all ages and genders.

To make a cootie-catcher, fold a paper square to form four "pyramids". The player opens and closes the pyramids with their index fingers and thumb, revealing different things (usually numbers or colors) on the inside surfaces.

The person who is having their "fortune" told chooses once, twice, or three times, and then the paper is unfolded to reveal a "fortune"

Jessica: "Wanna play cootie catcher? It'll tell you who your boyfriend is!"

Suzie: "Okay!"

Jessica: "Pick a number."

Suzie: "Okay- um - 4. Now - Red. Now 6. (unfolds cootie catcher message) Eeuuwww - I do NOT like Timmy Jones! Yuck!"

by smendler December 10, 2009