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"Our new manager started today - first thing he did was lay down new rules about coffee breaks. What an alpha-hole!"
by smendler February 25, 2012
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From Latin; literally "a horrible year." A year in which practically everything that can go wrong, goes wrong. The opposite of annus mirabilis.
From the death of David Bowie to the election of Donald Trump, 2016 was a perfect example of an annus horribilis
by smendler November 25, 2016
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That driver who's been chewing on your bumper for the past ten miles, so you move over to the slow lane and let him pass, in the hope that he'll be the one to attract attention and get pulled over by the State Police
"Geez man, you want to be trooper bait so bad, okay, go ahead and pass!"
by smendler May 10, 2010
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A sneeze that doesn't quite happen; a sneeze tease. (Derived from "it's nothing"; pron. "snuthin" or "snuffin")
"Ahhh... AAAHHHHH...." (silence) "Hey man, you need a tissue?" "Nah, it was just a snothing." "Well, bless you anyway."
by smendler January 22, 2009
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The art of inhaling large amounts of fumes from burning cannabis leaves. Mastering this art requires hours of assiduous practice.
"I don't wanna say that Ted smokes a lot of weed, but he's got a black belt in Tae Bong Do, y'know what I'm saying?"
by smendler April 21, 2010
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To engage in a show of unity and harmony with one's opponents or enemies; frequently used in a disparaging or sarcastic sense
"Well, we're not going to sit around the campfire, hold hands and sing Kumbaya, that's for damn sure!"

by smendler April 29, 2009
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"Well, my masturbation pay came in, so yeah, we can go get some fries."
by smendler April 21, 2010
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