Definitions by smendler

hill I am willing to die on 

An opinion with which one will stick no matter what, yea verily, even unto death itself. Usually regarding an incredibly trivial and inconsequential matter... but not always.

"coconut water is a top tier beverage. this is a hill i am willing to die on" - Twitter user @nailaham1ra, 8/19/2020

I say Bernie got screwed, and that's a hill I am wiling to die on.

hill I am willing to die on by smendler August 23, 2020

Phone afterglow 

What follows a satisfying session of phone sex

Despite being thousands of miles apart, Sam and Jo treasured the time they spent in phone afterglow, gazing into their screens as though they were face to face.

Phone afterglow by smendler March 13, 2018

annus horribilis 

From Latin; literally "a horrible year." A year in which practically everything that can go wrong, goes wrong. The opposite of annus mirabilis.

From the death of David Bowie to the election of Donald Trump, 2016 was a perfect example of an annus horribilis

annus horribilis by smendler November 25, 2016

AI-zheimers 

When the AI (artificial intelligence) in your phone starts to forget things.

"Siri, call my mom."
"Who? I'm sorry - what? I don't think I know the number..."
"Oh my God, are you getting AI-zheimers or what?"

AI-zheimers by smendler June 17, 2016

Urban Dictionary Roulette 

A game wherein a group of people take turns bringing up "Random Words" on urbandictionary.com. If your random word describes a perverse sex act, you're out. Winner is the last one remaining. Can also be played as a drinking game.

We were playing Urban Dictionary Roulette, and it was down to me and Tom - but then I got "Dirty Sanchez" and it was all over.

Urban Dictionary Roulette by smendler June 4, 2016

rushing the pisser 

Undue harassment of someone using the urinal, trying to get them to hurry up

Tom: "Hey, aren't you done in there yet? I gotta go!"
Dick: "Geez, hold on, I'll be out in a minute!"
Tom: "Well, hurry up, I'm about to pop out here!"
Harry: "Alright, that's enough, no rushing the pisser!"

rushing the pisser by smendler September 29, 2013

revenure 

(Portmanteau, revenue + manure) When your sales figures are in the toilet.

"Well, Jim, how was our revenue last month?"

"More like revenure, actually."

revenure by smendler August 18, 2013