Alphaholic

1)A person who can text a message faster than they can dial a 10 digit phone number

2)Someone who seeks out texting plans without regard to rollover minutes

3)An individual who does not know their Blackberry has a digital key pad.

4) Someone whom, after answering 37 consecutive text message you decide to phone at the same # you have been texting, does not answer the phone. Immediately after leaving your message at the tone, this same person texts you to ask what it is you needed when you called.

I had to limit my son and his girlfriend to 30 text messages a month after a $300.00 cell bill (normal billing at $150.00). His girlfriend actually expressed her anxiety over not being able to text him. She is an Alphaholic, and needs rehabilitation.

Alphaholic by Kelly Ryan August 28, 2006

alphaholic

A person who is obsessed with Text Messagingggg!
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GODDAMMIT Ashley! Stop Freaking Text Messagginnggg! You Fxcking ALPHAHOLICC!

alphaholic by ashlxy February 20, 2007

alphaholic

noun; the person who is the lead partyer in a given social group, i.e., the friend who always sets the intoxication standard.

Example: We followed our group's alphaholic, Pied Piper-like, down to the pub every Saturday night.

alphaholic by fallingtopeaces December 28, 2009

alphaholic

Someone who always wants to be the first to do something or the winner of some event.

Damn dude, Jim is such an alphaholic. He's so obsessed with winning the race this weekend that it's becoming annoying.

alphaholic by TexAMAggie05 November 5, 2006

Alphaholic

An individual with artistic sensibilities with an unabashed, all-consuming and dire desire for the avid seeking out and engagement of artistic and or culturally momentous fare and sensibilities.

Paul Mellon, one of the heirs of the vast Mellon fortune amassed by his grandfather Thomas and Father Andrew, proved to be one of the single greatest Alphaholics of the early 20th century ,as he had devoted a sizable amount of his inheritance to acquiring the single largest collection of british art outside of Great Britain

Alphaholic by L. Llewellyn James October 22, 2008

Appaholic 

Someone who is addicted to buying apps for their iPhone, iPod, or their iPad.

I have spent almost 100 bucks worth of apps today. I think I am an appaholic.

Appaholic by IPaduser May 1, 2010

alphahole 

An Alphahole is a superior asshole. Not to be confused with just regular assholes, but a person who believes themselves to be superior above all other assholes.

That fucker is SUCH an alphahole!

alphahole by Saltybtch September 18, 2019