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alpharole

To Alpharole is to basically show someone who's boss, but unlike the authority associated with an official job-title or rank, alpharole is the unofficial superiority witnessed more in places like prison or the military among inmates or grunts of seemingly the same rank. Whereas people might listen to a manager, guard or a lieutenant, they very well may make fun and mock them behind their back. An Alpharole is more of tribal type of assertion of power, when the authority is backed by fear or respect or both and not necessarily official.
The term may also apply to a lion and the tamer, or males of the same heard of animals.
You better start alpharolling your dog, lest he bites your ass one of those days.

I've spent two weeks in jail and the assholes there were constantly trying to alpharole me.

You see how Beth is always alpharolling her hubby. Kinda tells you who's got the balls in that marriage.
by CWO Tobie la Salle April 21, 2008
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Alphaholic

1)A person who can text a message faster than they can dial a 10 digit phone number

2)Someone who seeks out texting plans without regard to rollover minutes

3)An individual who does not know their Blackberry has a digital key pad.

4) Someone whom, after answering 37 consecutive text message you decide to phone at the same # you have been texting, does not answer the phone. Immediately after leaving your message at the tone, this same person texts you to ask what it is you needed when you called.
I had to limit my son and his girlfriend to 30 text messages a month after a $300.00 cell bill (normal billing at $150.00). His girlfriend actually expressed her anxiety over not being able to text him. She is an Alphaholic, and needs rehabilitation.
by Kelly Ryan August 28, 2006
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alphahole

An Alphahole is a superior asshole. Not to be confused with just regular assholes, but a person who believes themselves to be superior above all other assholes.
That fucker is SUCH an alphahole!
by Saltybtch September 18, 2019
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alphamaleism

the phenomenon observed in the military, especially in a military gym that every guy in there is top dog. Which is especially prominent in the Marine Corps. The fact that your in a large group in which every guy wants to be the leader of. You do not want to go to the bars with these guys.
Uh Oh, alphamaleism has reached new levels here, time to bounce!
by mendog August 28, 2012
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alphamale

Alphamale - a man who is powerful or high on the social ladder. The status of the alpha is generally achieved by means of superior physical, mental or athletic prowess.
Kobe Bryant is the alphamale on his team.
by ThomII May 5, 2008
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Alphadomeing

When a male, or group of males develop alpha male characteristics and demonstrate extreme manly behavior.
'Hey look at that guy over there nailing shots and hitting on chicks...'

'Yeah dude. He's totally alphadomeing that shit'.
by HowManyDowwa October 6, 2012
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alphablend

the nickname of a broken pool cue with the intention of using it as a weapon.
The dude at the bar took the alphablend and smashed it over another dude's head.
by LP.net yo January 4, 2009
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