alphahole

An Alphahole is a superior asshole. Not to be confused with just regular assholes, but a person who believes themselves to be superior above all other assholes.

That fucker is SUCH an alphahole!

by Saltybtch September 18, 2019

alpha-hole

An alpha male who is also an asshole.

"Our new manager started today - first thing he did was lay down new rules about coffee breaks. What an alpha-hole!"

by smendler May 10, 2012

Alphaholic

1)A person who can text a message faster than they can dial a 10 digit phone number

2)Someone who seeks out texting plans without regard to rollover minutes

3)An individual who does not know their Blackberry has a digital key pad.

4) Someone whom, after answering 37 consecutive text message you decide to phone at the same # you have been texting, does not answer the phone. Immediately after leaving your message at the tone, this same person texts you to ask what it is you needed when you called.

I had to limit my son and his girlfriend to 30 text messages a month after a $300.00 cell bill (normal billing at $150.00). His girlfriend actually expressed her anxiety over not being able to text him. She is an Alphaholic, and needs rehabilitation.

by Kelly Ryan August 28, 2006

alcahole

Holy Alcohol

Check out that alcahole

by Poo bum dee dum May 15, 2016

alphaphile

(n.) A fetish that involves sexual acts with people wearing costumes of different letters of the alphabet.

Alex: Ohh wow, I'm getting two words out of you this time. The question is, why were they in you?

Makayla: Cause I'm an alphaphile.

by Orkydork4 June 14, 2009

alphawhore

leader of a group of whores

(insert name here) is the alphawhore.

by ur inner frat boy June 11, 2006

alphawhore

a heartless girl, born of the whore race, fucks over men and attacks their hearts with every bit of whoreness she has. lies and cock are all their mouths possess

amanda curtwright and rachel boyles are known as alphawhore 1 and 2 in history.

by novelties_are_nice February 14, 2010