alkzeimers 

Alcohol induced loss of memory and mental faculties.

Euan’s alkzeimers comes on after 10 pints and results in him calling everyone “stevie”

alkzeimers by Big baad boab February 9, 2024

Alczheimers 

Memory loss, bewilderment and general disorientation following on from drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Sufferers have no concept of anything - a general sign of having too much booze.

More hardened sufferers keep the symptoms whilst being sober. Similar to mumnesia, only the cause is being a drunken twat.

A.K.A. Alcoholic Dementia

Woman: Did you call the carpet fitters?

Man: Ah shit... I forgot, my Alczheimers must be getting worse.

Alczheimers by Hector Knox March 11, 2008

Parking lot alzheimers 

When you can't find your car in a parking lot because you've forgot where it is. Most of the time you wander around aimlessly until you find it like an older person who has alzheimers diesease.

What's that guy doing just walking around the parking lot like that? He looks like he's got parking lot alzheimers.

Parking lot alzheimers by Bull237 September 20, 2010

alkahimers 

A pseudomedical condition that describes an aged drunkard, especially one who is quite forgetful, whenever it comes to remembering his or her thoughts.

Hey, that chick is someone I used to know... I think I worked with her back sometime ago but can't remember her name because of this disease I've got - called alkahimers

alkahimers by King Daddy February 6, 2008

alchzeimers 

The phenomenon of memory loss through the application of alcohol, usually observed during the recovery / hangover phase.

"WTF did we get up to last night ? I totally have alchzeimers."

alchzeimers by Fujisawa Sensei December 23, 2015

Password Alzheimers 

condition when one suddenly forgets a frequently used online password

Tried to sign onto facebook using my dog's name, my birthday, and my favorite song, but looks like no status updates today. I got Password Alzheimers.

Password Alzheimers by evil adam December 26, 2010

Canadian Alzheimers 

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and won’t stop because he keeps on thinking he just started.

My friend encountered a Canadian Alzheimers

and died 15 years later because the old man did not stop

Canadian Alzheimers by Yahoones February 3, 2023