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alkzeimers

Alcohol induced loss of memory and mental faculties.
Euan’s alkzeimers comes on after 10 pints and results in him calling everyone “stevie”
by Big baad boab February 9, 2024
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Alczheimers

Memory loss, bewilderment and general disorientation following on from drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Sufferers have no concept of anything - a general sign of having too much booze.

More hardened sufferers keep the symptoms whilst being sober. Similar to mumnesia, only the cause is being a drunken twat.

A.K.A. Alcoholic Dementia
Woman: Did you call the carpet fitters?

Man: Ah shit... I forgot, my Alczheimers must be getting worse.
by Hector Knox March 11, 2008
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Parking lot alzheimers

When you can't find your car in a parking lot because you've forgot where it is. Most of the time you wander around aimlessly until you find it like an older person who has alzheimers diesease.
What's that guy doing just walking around the parking lot like that? He looks like he's got parking lot alzheimers.
by Bull237 September 20, 2010
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alkahimers

A pseudomedical condition that describes an aged drunkard, especially one who is quite forgetful, whenever it comes to remembering his or her thoughts.
Hey, that chick is someone I used to know... I think I worked with her back sometime ago but can't remember her name because of this disease I've got - called alkahimers
by King Daddy February 6, 2008
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alchzeimers

The phenomenon of memory loss through the application of alcohol, usually observed during the recovery / hangover phase.
"WTF did we get up to last night ? I totally have alchzeimers."
by Fujisawa Sensei December 23, 2015
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Password Alzheimers

condition when one suddenly forgets a frequently used online password
Tried to sign onto facebook using my dog's name, my birthday, and my favorite song, but looks like no status updates today. I got Password Alzheimers.
by evil adam December 26, 2010
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Canadian Alzheimers

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and won’t stop because he keeps on thinking he just started.
My friend encountered a Canadian Alzheimers

and died 15 years later because the old man did not stop
by Yahoones February 3, 2023
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