(noun)
1) An older
woman who dresses like a skankwad and prefers to steal men she knows are in relationships, esp. with women younger than themselves.
2) A
woman too old to be trawling for younger men (usually because she has one at home called: her son) and way to evil and skanky to be a cougar.
3) A nasty, white-trash, older
woman who aspires to being a Cougar or sugarmama but is too uneducated and pathetic.