Alcheimers
Drinking to the point of not remembering anything that happened while intoxicated. Synonym for blacking out. A combination of Alcohol and Alzheimers.
Alcheimers by TheSolution03 October 7, 2010
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alcozheimers
When someone is so drunk that they repeat themselves constantly, similarly to someone who suffers from dementia. They are blissfully forgetful, enjoying the repeated topic with the thrill of a fresh conversation every time. A symptom of being too drunk to hold a halfway effective conversation.
Joe: "I almost got arrested tonight man, the cop saw me stumbling around but he was totally cool and let me go"
Tom: "That's lucky man, you do seem pretty intoxicated for being in public"
Joe: "Yea man, I was super close to going to jail tonight, the cop was really cool though, he saw me stumbling and let me go"
Tom: "yea dude, that's lucky, that's what you were saying earlier"
Joe: "I was so drunk earlier I almost went to jail, the cop was real cool tho"
Tom: "that's cool man"
Bob: "Joe is wasted man!"
Tom: "I know, he kept telling me the same story of his night over and over and forgetting. He has a solid case of alcozheimers tonight"
Tom: "That's lucky man, you do seem pretty intoxicated for being in public"
Joe: "Yea man, I was super close to going to jail tonight, the cop was really cool though, he saw me stumbling and let me go"
Tom: "yea dude, that's lucky, that's what you were saying earlier"
Joe: "I was so drunk earlier I almost went to jail, the cop was real cool tho"
Tom: "that's cool man"
Bob: "Joe is wasted man!"
Tom: "I know, he kept telling me the same story of his night over and over and forgetting. He has a solid case of alcozheimers tonight"
alcozheimers by terrible ted from royal oak February 23, 2012
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Alzheimer's
A disease most commonly found in the older generation of people causing them to lose pre-existing memories and have trouble making new ones. More serious cases can lead to difficulty with language, disorientation, mood swings, etc.
Lil' Jimmy: "Mama, why doesn't Grandpa remember me?"
Mama: "He's got Alzheimer's, Honey, he won't remember you."
Lil' Jimmy: "Oh... Will Grandma get Old-Timer's too then?"
Mama: "He's got Alzheimer's, Honey, he won't remember you."
Lil' Jimmy: "Oh... Will Grandma get Old-Timer's too then?"
Alzheimer's by CharlesJJJ November 3, 2016
Alzheimer's
Another nasty dementia that robs your loved ones of their own mind and makes you grieve them while they are still physically alive. There's much medical work being done to find a cure because it is going to hit alot of boomers hard in the next few years the same way it hit their parents hard.
Doctor: Your Mom's in the early stages of Alzheimer'.
Me: What is Alzheimer's?
Doctor: Alzheimer's is a form of dementia that destroys memories
Me: What is Alzheimer's?
Doctor: Alzheimer's is a form of dementia that destroys memories
Alzheimer's by Five year old drinking coffee June 12, 2020
Chess Alzheimer's
When you're playing chess and you take so long thinking about what move you're going to make that you end up making an idiotic move you spotted in the first 5 seconds but forgot about later on.
During a game of chess, after thinking about his move for 20 minutes ...
Ryan: Ah ha! Eat that! You have been had my friend.
(Jon swoops in and takes Ryan's queen)
Ryan: (Gasp)
Jon: Looks like the ol' Chess Alzheimer's got you again. Checkmate, fool.
Ryan: (Tears up)
Jon: It's okay man. Let's go watch Upstream Color. It'll cheer you up.
Ryan: No thanks, I like stories that are actually good. You know, with a beginning, middle, and end. Fuck that $hit. I'm going to play Halo. (flips chess board and leaves with dignity)
Ryan: Ah ha! Eat that! You have been had my friend.
(Jon swoops in and takes Ryan's queen)
Ryan: (Gasp)
Jon: Looks like the ol' Chess Alzheimer's got you again. Checkmate, fool.
Ryan: (Tears up)
Jon: It's okay man. Let's go watch Upstream Color. It'll cheer you up.
Ryan: No thanks, I like stories that are actually good. You know, with a beginning, middle, and end. Fuck that $hit. I'm going to play Halo. (flips chess board and leaves with dignity)
Chess Alzheimer's by RhInO May 18, 2013
herbal Alzheimer's
The effects of marijuana usage that remain for a time after the high has worn off, such as forgetfulness, lack of motivation, apathy, and general emotional fucked-uppedness.
Not noticed so much in occasional users, but very obvious in those who buy Zig-Zags by the case.
Not noticed so much in occasional users, but very obvious in those who buy Zig-Zags by the case.
herbal Alzheimer's by da Graybeard August 6, 2009
Alzheimer
A disease affecting your Central Nervous System especially brain. It is caused by accumulated beta amyloid plaques and tau plaques that kill the neutrons. Thr disease causes progressive loss of cognitive functions, which means person is likely to have memory loss, disorientation, etc. and after some time (3-9 years) patient dies from loss of live functions, mostly from respiratory failure. There is currently no cure, however the fact of incurable disease attracts large number of scientists to work on it. Main ideas of possible cure are focused on stopping the progress of accumulating amyloid plaques, destroying them via immune system (proposed Alzheimer vaccine), etc.
Alzheimer by Tomsow(12) October 27, 2019
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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