13 definitions by Hector Knox
Memory loss, bewilderment and general disorientation following on from drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Sufferers have no concept of anything - a general sign of having too much booze.
More hardened sufferers keep the symptoms whilst being sober. Similar to mumnesia, only the cause is being a drunken twat.
A.K.A. Alcoholic Dementia
More hardened sufferers keep the symptoms whilst being sober. Similar to mumnesia, only the cause is being a drunken twat.
A.K.A. Alcoholic Dementia
Woman: Did you call the carpet fitters?
Man: Ah shit... I forgot, my Alczheimers must be getting worse.
Man: Ah shit... I forgot, my Alczheimers must be getting worse.
by Hector Knox March 11, 2008
Someone who lives in a house but is still a scruffy little bum.
Someone with a house but no awareness of looking and acting like a tramp.
Someone with a house but no awareness of looking and acting like a tramp.
Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson.
"Get the fuck away from me you fucking indoor hobo, you have a house so have a fucking wash"
"Get the fuck away from me you fucking indoor hobo, you have a house so have a fucking wash"
by Hector Knox June 25, 2005
by Hector Knox June 25, 2005
A Word of Liverpudlian or Scouser origin.
A complete Assehole, male or female, who talks utter shit.
Generally found in a pub pissed up and trying to talk someone into either lending them money or supplying them with more drink.
So called a Pram-Head as they are full of shit and broken biscuits, like an old shitty pram or stroller used to transport babies and toddlers around in.
A complete Assehole, male or female, who talks utter shit.
Generally found in a pub pissed up and trying to talk someone into either lending them money or supplying them with more drink.
So called a Pram-Head as they are full of shit and broken biscuits, like an old shitty pram or stroller used to transport babies and toddlers around in.
Example A;
Tom; Don't look now but Matt's just come into the pub...
Pete; Good, that fuckin' Pram-Head owes me a tenner.
Example B;
Man1; here mate lend us a tenner, I earn 5k a week me and and can pay it you back on Friday...
Man2: Fuck off you Pram-Head bastard
Tom; Don't look now but Matt's just come into the pub...
Pete; Good, that fuckin' Pram-Head owes me a tenner.
Example B;
Man1; here mate lend us a tenner, I earn 5k a week me and and can pay it you back on Friday...
Man2: Fuck off you Pram-Head bastard
by Hector Knox March 11, 2008
A young man, usually vertically challenged, with a particular fondness for masturbation, or someone who fiddles with themself far too often
by Hector Knox June 25, 2005
by Hector Knox June 25, 2005
Example A:
"You alright pal?"
"No I'm fucking not, someone invited that Cock-Arse Tony to my party"
Example B:
"Do not invite Tony to my party, he's a Cock-Arse"
"You alright pal?"
"No I'm fucking not, someone invited that Cock-Arse Tony to my party"
Example B:
"Do not invite Tony to my party, he's a Cock-Arse"
by Hector Knox December 27, 2005