13 definitions by Hector Knox

Memory loss, bewilderment and general disorientation following on from drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Sufferers have no concept of anything - a general sign of having too much booze.

More hardened sufferers keep the symptoms whilst being sober. Similar to mumnesia, only the cause is being a drunken twat.

A.K.A. Alcoholic Dementia
Woman: Did you call the carpet fitters?

Man: Ah shit... I forgot, my Alczheimers must be getting worse.
by Hector Knox March 11, 2008
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Someone who lives in a house but is still a scruffy little bum.

Someone with a house but no awareness of looking and acting like a tramp.
Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson.

"Get the fuck away from me you fucking indoor hobo, you have a house so have a fucking wash"
by Hector Knox June 25, 2005
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Hanging around public toilets and spying over men's penises for sexual gratification.
Tony was arrested last monday for cottageing
by Hector Knox June 25, 2005
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A Word of Liverpudlian or Scouser origin.

A complete Assehole, male or female, who talks utter shit.

Generally found in a pub pissed up and trying to talk someone into either lending them money or supplying them with more drink.

So called a Pram-Head as they are full of shit and broken biscuits, like an old shitty pram or stroller used to transport babies and toddlers around in.
Example A;

Tom; Don't look now but Matt's just come into the pub...

Pete; Good, that fuckin' Pram-Head owes me a tenner.

Example B;

Man1; here mate lend us a tenner, I earn 5k a week me and and can pay it you back on Friday...

Man2: Fuck off you Pram-Head bastard
by Hector Knox March 11, 2008
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A young man, usually vertically challenged, with a particular fondness for masturbation, or someone who fiddles with themself far too often
That guy is a real toss goblin
by Hector Knox June 25, 2005
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Someone who has the painful and hindering curse of getting drunk and banging a real fat ugly bitch.
Don't invite Lewis out tonight, that buster's a big time fatty banger.
by Hector Knox June 25, 2005
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Someone who is a complete cock but an absolute arse at the same time.
Example A:

"You alright pal?"
"No I'm fucking not, someone invited that Cock-Arse Tony to my party"

Example B:

"Do not invite Tony to my party, he's a Cock-Arse"
by Hector Knox December 27, 2005
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