Yahoones's definitions

swirly twirly

The process of enlarging the hole of the penis and processing to stick 13 batteries and constantly yelling in a swirly twirly for 6 hours and 8 minutes exactly. After the 8 hours and 6 minutes twist your penis an exact 452 degrees.

Bill gave me a swirly twirly and it ripped off my penis.

by Yahoones February 3, 2023

Canadian Alzheimers

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and won’t stop because he keeps on thinking he just started.

My friend encountered a Canadian Alzheimers

and died 15 years later because the old man did not stop

by Yahoones February 3, 2023

Indian scammer

Hello dis e da chas banc

Indian scammer

by Yahoones February 3, 2023

Canadian Alzheimer

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and doesn’t stop because he has Alzheimers and forgets to stop

Jimmy the next door neighbor offer me a Canadian Alzheimers

by Yahoones February 3, 2023

crystal light

Crystal light is the process of taking crystal light and shoving it inside of your asshole. Then you start creaming out of your butthole and the cream is flavored and you start boxing it up and shipping it out to people labeled as flavored whipped cream.

I made some crystal light today and I made lots of money.

by Yahoones February 13, 2023

Pussywillow

Pussywillow is when you get 6 large men that start acting like they are dogs and they start howling in front of you and then begin scrawling through a pussy like a tunnel

I threatened to pussywillow Jennifer

by Yahoones February 15, 2023

donga donga

Donga donga is a term used to tell an Indian man to commit 2 felonies of drop kicking a baby 83 yards and robbing a homeless man for 19 dollars

Jimmy told the man to donga donga

by Yahoones February 15, 2023