alchzeimers

The phenomenon of memory loss through the application of alcohol, usually observed during the recovery / hangover phase.

"WTF did we get up to last night ? I totally have alchzeimers."

by Fujisawa Sensei December 23, 2015

alcozheimers

When someone is so drunk that they repeat themselves constantly, similarly to someone who suffers from dementia. They are blissfully forgetful, enjoying the repeated topic with the thrill of a fresh conversation every time. A symptom of being too drunk to hold a halfway effective conversation.

Joe: "I almost got arrested tonight man, the cop saw me stumbling around but he was totally cool and let me go"

Tom: "That's lucky man, you do seem pretty intoxicated for being in public"

Joe: "Yea man, I was super close to going to jail tonight, the cop was really cool though, he saw me stumbling and let me go"

Tom: "yea dude, that's lucky, that's what you were saying earlier"

Joe: "I was so drunk earlier I almost went to jail, the cop was real cool tho"

Tom: "that's cool man"

Bob: "Joe is wasted man!"

Tom: "I know, he kept telling me the same story of his night over and over and forgetting. He has a solid case of alcozheimers tonight"

by terrible ted from royal oak February 23, 2012

Alczheimers

Memory loss, bewilderment and general disorientation following on from drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Sufferers have no concept of anything - a general sign of having too much booze.

More hardened sufferers keep the symptoms whilst being sober. Similar to mumnesia, only the cause is being a drunken twat.

A.K.A. Alcoholic Dementia

Woman: Did you call the carpet fitters?

Man: Ah shit... I forgot, my Alczheimers must be getting worse.

by Hector Knox March 11, 2008

alcoheimers

n. the inability to remember what happened while drinking the night before

Bruce Lee: Man, I can't remember shit from that night
Jose Contreras: Early case of alcoheimers

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

alcheheimers

the combined effect of too much alcohol and/or an actual medical condition that causes one to forget all sorts of stuff from daily appointments, people's names, picking your kids up at school etc...

I wish I could remember where I put my phone 20 minutes ago, my alcheheimers is getting worse.

by keysfood February 28, 2010

Alcoheimers

The name of a popular website that gives bar and nightclub listings.

We found this place on alcoheimers.

by MrCheese2020 December 6, 2009

Parking lot alzheimers

When you can't find your car in a parking lot because you've forgot where it is. Most of the time you wander around aimlessly until you find it like an older person who has alzheimers diesease.

What's that guy doing just walking around the parking lot like that? He looks like he's got parking lot alzheimers.

by Bull237 September 20, 2010