alchzeimers
The phenomenon of memory loss through the application of alcohol, usually observed during the recovery / hangover phase.
alchzeimers by Fujisawa Sensei December 23, 2015
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alcozheimers
When someone is so drunk that they repeat themselves constantly, similarly to someone who suffers from dementia. They are blissfully forgetful, enjoying the repeated topic with the thrill of a fresh conversation every time. A symptom of being too drunk to hold a halfway effective conversation.
Joe: "I almost got arrested tonight man, the cop saw me stumbling around but he was totally cool and let me go"
Tom: "That's lucky man, you do seem pretty intoxicated for being in public"
Joe: "Yea man, I was super close to going to jail tonight, the cop was really cool though, he saw me stumbling and let me go"
Tom: "yea dude, that's lucky, that's what you were saying earlier"
Joe: "I was so drunk earlier I almost went to jail, the cop was real cool tho"
Tom: "that's cool man"
Bob: "Joe is wasted man!"
Tom: "I know, he kept telling me the same story of his night over and over and forgetting. He has a solid case of alcozheimers tonight"
Tom: "That's lucky man, you do seem pretty intoxicated for being in public"
Joe: "Yea man, I was super close to going to jail tonight, the cop was really cool though, he saw me stumbling and let me go"
Tom: "yea dude, that's lucky, that's what you were saying earlier"
Joe: "I was so drunk earlier I almost went to jail, the cop was real cool tho"
Tom: "that's cool man"
Bob: "Joe is wasted man!"
Tom: "I know, he kept telling me the same story of his night over and over and forgetting. He has a solid case of alcozheimers tonight"
alcozheimers by terrible ted from royal oak February 23, 2012
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Alczheimers
Memory loss, bewilderment and general disorientation following on from drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Sufferers have no concept of anything - a general sign of having too much booze.
More hardened sufferers keep the symptoms whilst being sober. Similar to mumnesia, only the cause is being a drunken twat.
A.K.A. Alcoholic Dementia
More hardened sufferers keep the symptoms whilst being sober. Similar to mumnesia, only the cause is being a drunken twat.
A.K.A. Alcoholic Dementia
Woman: Did you call the carpet fitters?
Man: Ah shit... I forgot, my Alczheimers must be getting worse.
Man: Ah shit... I forgot, my Alczheimers must be getting worse.
Alczheimers by Hector Knox March 11, 2008
alcoheimers
alcoheimers by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006
alcheheimers
the combined effect of too much alcohol and/or an actual medical condition that causes one to forget all sorts of stuff from daily appointments, people's names, picking your kids up at school etc...
alcheheimers by keysfood February 28, 2010
Parking lot alzheimers
When you can't find your car in a parking lot because you've forgot where it is. Most of the time you wander around aimlessly until you find it like an older person who has alzheimers diesease.
What's that guy doing just walking around the parking lot like that? He looks like he's got parking lot alzheimers.
Parking lot alzheimers by Bull237 September 20, 2010
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B)
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A)
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B)
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