alkahimers

A pseudomedical condition that describes an aged drunkard, especially one who is quite forgetful, whenever it comes to remembering his or her thoughts.

Hey, that chick is someone I used to know... I think I worked with her back sometime ago but can't remember her name because of this disease I've got - called alkahimers

alkahimers by King Daddy February 6, 2008

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alzchimers

Forgetting to chime and forgetting how to play instruments

Oh shit I forgot how to play the piano damn it,(pre diagnosis )

Doctor: you have Alzchimers

alzchimers by Jesus Christ May 22, 2018

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alkahimers • alkzeimers • alzchimers

alkzeimers

Alcohol induced loss of memory and mental faculties.

Euan’s alkzeimers comes on after 10 pints and results in him calling everyone “stevie”

alkzeimers by Big baad boab February 9, 2024

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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