alkahimers

A pseudomedical condition that describes an aged drunkard, especially one who is quite forgetful, whenever it comes to remembering his or her thoughts.

Hey, that chick is someone I used to know... I think I worked with her back sometime ago but can't remember her name because of this disease I've got - called alkahimers

by King Daddy February 6, 2008

alzchimers

Forgetting to chime and forgetting how to play instruments

Oh shit I forgot how to play the piano damn it,(pre diagnosis )

Doctor: you have Alzchimers

by Jesus Christ May 22, 2018

alkzeimers

Alcohol induced loss of memory and mental faculties.

Euan’s alkzeimers comes on after 10 pints and results in him calling everyone “stevie”

by Big baad boab February 9, 2024