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Alcazeimers

A description of when someone is unable to recall, from their memory, relevant information due to excessive alcohol consumption.
I can't remember my name as I have alcazeimers.
by Dubbram October 11, 2015
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alcozheimers

When someone is so drunk that they repeat themselves constantly, similarly to someone who suffers from dementia. They are blissfully forgetful, enjoying the repeated topic with the thrill of a fresh conversation every time. A symptom of being too drunk to hold a halfway effective conversation.
Joe: "I almost got arrested tonight man, the cop saw me stumbling around but he was totally cool and let me go"

Tom: "That's lucky man, you do seem pretty intoxicated for being in public"

Joe: "Yea man, I was super close to going to jail tonight, the cop was really cool though, he saw me stumbling and let me go"

Tom: "yea dude, that's lucky, that's what you were saying earlier"

Joe: "I was so drunk earlier I almost went to jail, the cop was real cool tho"

Tom: "that's cool man"

Bob: "Joe is wasted man!"

Tom: "I know, he kept telling me the same story of his night over and over and forgetting. He has a solid case of alcozheimers tonight"
by terrible ted from royal oak February 23, 2012
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Alczheimers

Memory loss, bewilderment and general disorientation following on from drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Sufferers have no concept of anything - a general sign of having too much booze.

More hardened sufferers keep the symptoms whilst being sober. Similar to mumnesia, only the cause is being a drunken twat.

A.K.A. Alcoholic Dementia
Woman: Did you call the carpet fitters?

Man: Ah shit... I forgot, my Alczheimers must be getting worse.
by Hector Knox March 11, 2008
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alcoheimers

n. the inability to remember what happened while drinking the night before
Bruce Lee: Man, I can't remember shit from that night
Jose Contreras: Early case of alcoheimers
by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006
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Alcoheimers

The name of a popular website that gives bar and nightclub listings.
We found this place on alcoheimers.
by MrCheese2020 December 6, 2009
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alchzeimers

The phenomenon of memory loss through the application of alcohol, usually observed during the recovery / hangover phase.
"WTF did we get up to last night ? I totally have alchzeimers."
by Fujisawa Sensei December 23, 2015
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Alcheimers

Drinking to the point of not remembering anything that happened while intoxicated. Synonym for blacking out. A combination of Alcohol and Alzheimers.
I don't remember doing that last night. I drank too much and got alcheimers.
by TheSolution03 October 7, 2010
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