alfred hitchcock 

The fact that I am the first person to write anything on Hitchcock is just criminal. Born on 8/13/1899, he was widely regarded as one of the best directors ever lived. With a reputation for making horror, suspense,and thriller movies, he's sometimes referred to as the "Master of Suspense." He is famous for using attractive blond women in his movies and making cameo appearances in his own movies. Hitchcock's most famous movies include: Notorious, Psycho, North by Northwest, Vertigo, Rear Window, Strangers on a Train, 39 Steps, Rebecca, To Catch a Thief, The Birds, The Man Who Knew Too Much, and Dial 'M' for Murder. Upon his death on 4/29/1980, Alfred Hitchcock, among other legendary directors such as Robert Altman, Stanley Kubrick, Federico Fellini, Ingmar Bergman, Akira Kurosawa, and Martin Scorsese, never received an Oscar for Best Director.

Person 1: I watch a lot of movies. I am a movie person.
Person 2: Me too! And don't you just love Alfred Hitchcock?
Person 1: I've never really watched any Hitchcock.
Person 2: And you call yourself a movie person? How dare you?!

alfred hitchcock by AbsolutelyHopeless December 15, 2006

Alfred Hitchcock 

An Alfred Hitchcock occurs at night after sex. This is when you get up to turn the light on and your naked likeness creates a silhouette on the window shade.

After I gave her the business and smoked her boots, she turned on the light as I walked past her window, the neighbors got an eye full of Alfred Hitchcock.

Alfred Hitchcock by Rob11R September 8, 2013

Pulling an Alfred Hitchcock 

Jerking off while someone is nearby, creating a feeling of suspense.

Oh shit there's someone outside, I'll have to pull an Alfred Hitchcock.

Pulling an Alfred Hitchcock

Pulling an Alfred Hitchcock by SheevTheSenate66 October 20, 2021

Alfred-Hitchcooking

To use a knife to break apart frozen foods prior to cooking, usually in a downward stabbing motion

hey look, he's Alfred-Hitchcooking those frozen carrots!

Alfred-Hitchcooking by jestercat November 20, 2010

Alfred Bitchcock 

1:a tern of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF's

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Girl 1:Whaddup Alfred Bitchcock!

Girl 2:What you talkin bout' willis?

Alfred Bitchcock by PLATINUM RyDER February 25, 2011

alfred hitchdick 

its the same guy as alfred hitchcock but he directs porno's
hes not a real person but you can call a sex addicted person that

u mom is such an alfred hitchdick

alfred hitchdick by Bobby McJoebob December 20, 2009

Alfred Bitchcock 

A man who is sucks in bed, has a weak sex game and is also a bitch

Dylan’s cock is small and he only lasted for 2 minutes, he’s a real Alfred Bitchcock

Alfred Bitchcock by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019