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Window

A word that fits any context and can be applied aslong as there is a fitting corresponding action committed by another homo sapien.

Commonly used when something is beginning to become either awkward or strange or after a questionable performance of low iq is shared amongst humans.

can also be used to describe someone who commonly commits these acts without fail.
humans: *has normal conversation*
window: "yeh my nans dead"

humans: *exist*
window: "What kinda porn do you watch?"

humans: *walks down corridor*
window: *grabs person*

humans: *tries to get through the day without dealing with window*
window: *says something with such low iq you genuinely feel your grades go down in exams you had years ago*
by Hench man mikey June 8, 2019
mugGet the Windowmug.

Window

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helo want window?
yes verynice take winow for free/
by RespectTheFancy April 16, 2021
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Window

A thing to look out of when you want to be serious
Me: *Looks out window*
Wife: What did you need?
Me: I know you ate the last cookie... I want a divorce.
by AlexWhiteRules August 26, 2010
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Window

The space of time associated with the most efficient opportunity to poop. Refers to both time that is convenient (opportunity) and sense of urgency to dump. Pooping before or after the window usually results sub-par pooping amount or satisfaction.
"I better go take a dump now, I don't want to miss my window."
by brsedu September 12, 2009
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Window

A time when a person is able to poop.
"Oh my God, I've got a window to take a shit right now. Wait, nope. It just crawled back up. I'll have to wait for the next window to come around."
by OciferSven January 11, 2015
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Window

The space of time in which your butt hole is open and ready to crap. All that is needed is to relax.
Dude, I really gotta crap. I'm already on my 3rd window and I don't think this one is going to close
by xxbigmikexx August 27, 2008
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Window

Them clear bois are taking over every house in the world. Watch out for them. You can barely see them, but they are there. They have a mean reflection.
Jerry, you made it to the party

Wait....is that my window?
by Jfsidbjd October 19, 2018
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