crust-adjuster

the little knob on the toaster that makes you think you are in control

I like my toast dark so I use the crust-adjuster knob

by jestercat November 17, 2010

Alfred-Hitchcooking

To use a knife to break apart frozen foods prior to cooking, usually in a downward stabbing motion

hey look, he's Alfred-Hitchcooking those frozen carrots!

by jestercat November 17, 2010