alcoplop

The three-phase toley that you drop after a night out on the piss.

Phase 1: Your Dinner - normal shit for the morning.

Phase 2: The beer - quite nasty, but this depends on what you drank.

Phase 3: The Beer Munchies - the remnants of that Largedonnerwitheverythinganacanabru or undercooked burger that you ate on the way home. This has potential to be the nastiest phase.

NB. Three phases does not equal three visits to the pan, this shit has been known to last until 2pm and need ~45 visits to the pan.

Fraser: You feeling ok dude?
John: No, I'm mid-alcoplop

Stew: You nearly done in there?
John: No, I'm mid-alcoplop

Michael: What's that noise?
Fraser/Stew: John is mid-alcoplop

by The Bag Boy May 18, 2005

alcopops

Alcoholic Soda Pops. Modern day drinks with fruity flavor. like lemonade or strawberry flavored alcoholic drinks.

To attract a younger generation of drinkers, many liquor companies have created alcopops.

by ebeazy November 17, 2006

alcopop

A sugary drink with a low alcohol content that tastes more like soda than anything else. Made mostly to appeal to people who want to drink alcohol at parties but can't handle the burn of real drinks.

Hard lemonade, wine coolers, etc. are popular forms of alcopop.

by yargh May 30, 2005

Alcopoop

The really satisfying dump you take when you're hungover. (Alcohol is a laxative, apparently).

It sucks to be hungover, but then there's always that great alcopoop the next morning.

by Checkmate33 October 5, 2009

alcopopsicle

a popsicle made from an alcopop

hubert tried to get drunk on an alcopopsicle but to no avail

by 8u7r0n r 73# 6#3y mi7 di3 \/( May 30, 2005

alchoplop

a crap the morning after a heavy session, often with scents of your chosen beverage. Normally of a loose consistancy and can be many and often through out the day.

Lynsey:The smell in the bathroom made me puke this morning.
Adam: Sorry love it was an alchoplop I was on it big time yesterday

by gomer123 February 7, 2010

alcopoop

The steamy, liquid-based excrement that requires deployment after a night of drinking copious amounts of alcohol followed by a greasy kebab or indian.

Usually leaves a foul stench that lingers on throughout the day.

The piss up last night really screwed up my insides - as soon as I had awoken I went to the toilet for an alcopoop.

by Dirty Daz June 18, 2006