an alchopoop usually occurs the morning after a night of heavy drinking involving alchohol. it is generally watery in consistancy, of a foul and punjent odour and can cause a painfull burning sensation as it passes. however passing an alchopoop can eleviate the symptoms of a hang over
A sugary drink with a low alcohol content that tastes more like soda than anything else. Made mostly to appeal to people who want to drink alcohol at parties but can't handle the burn of real drinks.
The number two after a night out of drinking. This usually takes the form of liquid, or similar to canned dog food at best. Tends to have the aroma of whatever intoxicants you drank prior to this occasion. If you're really lucky, the liquid mass ends up with a head on it
I wouldn't go in the toiletjustyet. Had an alcopoo so it reeks of soiled Carling and Sambuka
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.