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alcoplop 

The three-phase toley that you drop after a night out on the piss.

Phase 1: Your Dinner - normal shit for the morning.

Phase 2: The beer - quite nasty, but this depends on what you drank.

Phase 3: The Beer Munchies - the remnants of that Largedonnerwitheverythinganacanabru or undercooked burger that you ate on the way home. This has potential to be the nastiest phase.

NB. Three phases does not equal three visits to the pan, this shit has been known to last until 2pm and need ~45 visits to the pan.
Fraser: You feeling ok dude?
John: No, I'm mid-alcoplop

Stew: You nearly done in there?
John: No, I'm mid-alcoplop

Michael: What's that noise?
Fraser/Stew: John is mid-alcoplop
alcoplop by The Bag Boy May 18, 2005
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

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