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Alcoflop

Is when you try to get a hard one while completely smashed, but no matter how hard you try , it'll never spring to life.
Girlfriend: Is that your full boner?

Boyfriend: No sorry babe, i must have alcoflop
by TimmyJJ April 9, 2009
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alcoplop

The three-phase toley that you drop after a night out on the piss.

Phase 1: Your Dinner - normal shit for the morning.

Phase 2: The beer - quite nasty, but this depends on what you drank.

Phase 3: The Beer Munchies - the remnants of that Largedonnerwitheverythinganacanabru or undercooked burger that you ate on the way home. This has potential to be the nastiest phase.

NB. Three phases does not equal three visits to the pan, this shit has been known to last until 2pm and need ~45 visits to the pan.
Fraser: You feeling ok dude?
John: No, I'm mid-alcoplop

Stew: You nearly done in there?
John: No, I'm mid-alcoplop

Michael: What's that noise?
Fraser/Stew: John is mid-alcoplop
by The Bag Boy May 18, 2005
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alchoflop

when your so drunk, you cant get a boner LOL!
go out, pull i chick, take her home... and alchoflop UL M7!!
by mrskag April 22, 2007
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