alcoheimers

n. the inability to remember what happened while drinking the night before

Bruce Lee: Man, I can't remember shit from that night
Jose Contreras: Early case of alcoheimers

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

Alcoheimers

The name of a popular website that gives bar and nightclub listings.

We found this place on alcoheimers.

by MrCheese2020 December 6, 2009

Alcoheimers

Memory loss due to too much drinking

I have alcoheimers today after all that tequila last night.

by Lil MaGill December 22, 2016

Alcoheimers

Like alzheimers. Developed after consuming alcohol

I have alcoheimers... can't remember anything after last night.

by msebony919 April 5, 2022

alcozheimers

When someone is so drunk that they repeat themselves constantly, similarly to someone who suffers from dementia. They are blissfully forgetful, enjoying the repeated topic with the thrill of a fresh conversation every time. A symptom of being too drunk to hold a halfway effective conversation.

Joe: "I almost got arrested tonight man, the cop saw me stumbling around but he was totally cool and let me go"

Tom: "That's lucky man, you do seem pretty intoxicated for being in public"

Joe: "Yea man, I was super close to going to jail tonight, the cop was really cool though, he saw me stumbling and let me go"

Tom: "yea dude, that's lucky, that's what you were saying earlier"

Joe: "I was so drunk earlier I almost went to jail, the cop was real cool tho"

Tom: "that's cool man"

Bob: "Joe is wasted man!"

Tom: "I know, he kept telling me the same story of his night over and over and forgetting. He has a solid case of alcozheimers tonight"

by terrible ted from royal oak February 23, 2012

Alcoheimer's

The inability to remember what you did last night due to massive alcohol consumption.

I woke up New Years' Day with a bad case of Alcoheimer's.

Tim has Alcoheimer's. He didn't remember picking up that cougar at the bar.

Sally woke up in a strange apartment with Alcoheimer's.

by elbid January 1, 2010

Alczheimers

Memory loss, bewilderment and general disorientation following on from drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Sufferers have no concept of anything - a general sign of having too much booze.

More hardened sufferers keep the symptoms whilst being sober. Similar to mumnesia, only the cause is being a drunken twat.

A.K.A. Alcoholic Dementia

Woman: Did you call the carpet fitters?

Man: Ah shit... I forgot, my Alczheimers must be getting worse.

by Hector Knox March 11, 2008