"I can't believe I forgot to go to work today."
"We closed the bar last night. It must be alchoheimers."
"We closed the bar last night. It must be alchoheimers."
by Shay-na July 29, 2009
Get the Alchoheimers mug.When someone is so drunk that they repeat themselves constantly, similarly to someone who suffers from dementia. They are blissfully forgetful, enjoying the repeated topic with the thrill of a fresh conversation every time. A symptom of being too drunk to hold a halfway effective conversation.
Joe: "I almost got arrested tonight man, the cop saw me stumbling around but he was totally cool and let me go"
Tom: "That's lucky man, you do seem pretty intoxicated for being in public"
Joe: "Yea man, I was super close to going to jail tonight, the cop was really cool though, he saw me stumbling and let me go"
Tom: "yea dude, that's lucky, that's what you were saying earlier"
Joe: "I was so drunk earlier I almost went to jail, the cop was real cool tho"
Tom: "that's cool man"
Bob: "Joe is wasted man!"
Tom: "I know, he kept telling me the same story of his night over and over and forgetting. He has a solid case of alcozheimers tonight"
Tom: "That's lucky man, you do seem pretty intoxicated for being in public"
Joe: "Yea man, I was super close to going to jail tonight, the cop was really cool though, he saw me stumbling and let me go"
Tom: "yea dude, that's lucky, that's what you were saying earlier"
Joe: "I was so drunk earlier I almost went to jail, the cop was real cool tho"
Tom: "that's cool man"
Bob: "Joe is wasted man!"
Tom: "I know, he kept telling me the same story of his night over and over and forgetting. He has a solid case of alcozheimers tonight"
by terrible ted from royal oak February 23, 2012
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I woke up New Years' Day with a bad case of Alcoheimer's.
Tim has Alcoheimer's. He didn't remember picking up that cougar at the bar.
Sally woke up in a strange apartment with Alcoheimer's.
Tim has Alcoheimer's. He didn't remember picking up that cougar at the bar.
Sally woke up in a strange apartment with Alcoheimer's.
by elbid January 1, 2010
Get the Alcoheimer's mug.Memory loss, bewilderment and general disorientation following on from drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Sufferers have no concept of anything - a general sign of having too much booze.
More hardened sufferers keep the symptoms whilst being sober. Similar to mumnesia, only the cause is being a drunken twat.
A.K.A. Alcoholic Dementia
More hardened sufferers keep the symptoms whilst being sober. Similar to mumnesia, only the cause is being a drunken twat.
A.K.A. Alcoholic Dementia
Woman: Did you call the carpet fitters?
Man: Ah shit... I forgot, my Alczheimers must be getting worse.
Man: Ah shit... I forgot, my Alczheimers must be getting worse.
by Hector Knox March 11, 2008
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Get the alcoheimers mug.the combined effect of too much alcohol and/or an actual medical condition that causes one to forget all sorts of stuff from daily appointments, people's names, picking your kids up at school etc...
by keysfood February 28, 2010
Get the alcheheimers mug.trans.verb - The state in which a person consumes too much alcohol to the point in which said person’s proceeding day(s) can NOT be remembered.
dude, duuudddde, my alcoheimer's is preventing me from remembering what the hell just happened last night.
by John-needs-to-yell November 27, 2010
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