I'm an old fuck and drink a bunch. I think I have alzheimers and a liver disorder. Crap! No I have alchyzheimers.
by fish on!!! July 25, 2009
Get the alchyzheimers mug.When someone is so drunk that they repeat themselves constantly, similarly to someone who suffers from dementia. They are blissfully forgetful, enjoying the repeated topic with the thrill of a fresh conversation every time. A symptom of being too drunk to hold a halfway effective conversation.
Joe: "I almost got arrested tonight man, the cop saw me stumbling around but he was totally cool and let me go"
Tom: "That's lucky man, you do seem pretty intoxicated for being in public"
Joe: "Yea man, I was super close to going to jail tonight, the cop was really cool though, he saw me stumbling and let me go"
Tom: "yea dude, that's lucky, that's what you were saying earlier"
Joe: "I was so drunk earlier I almost went to jail, the cop was real cool tho"
Tom: "that's cool man"
Bob: "Joe is wasted man!"
Tom: "I know, he kept telling me the same story of his night over and over and forgetting. He has a solid case of alcozheimers tonight"
Tom: "That's lucky man, you do seem pretty intoxicated for being in public"
Joe: "Yea man, I was super close to going to jail tonight, the cop was really cool though, he saw me stumbling and let me go"
Tom: "yea dude, that's lucky, that's what you were saying earlier"
Joe: "I was so drunk earlier I almost went to jail, the cop was real cool tho"
Tom: "that's cool man"
Bob: "Joe is wasted man!"
Tom: "I know, he kept telling me the same story of his night over and over and forgetting. He has a solid case of alcozheimers tonight"
by terrible ted from royal oak February 23, 2012
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Memory loss, bewilderment and general disorientation following on from drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Sufferers have no concept of anything - a general sign of having too much booze.
More hardened sufferers keep the symptoms whilst being sober. Similar to mumnesia, only the cause is being a drunken twat.
A.K.A. Alcoholic Dementia
More hardened sufferers keep the symptoms whilst being sober. Similar to mumnesia, only the cause is being a drunken twat.
A.K.A. Alcoholic Dementia
Woman: Did you call the carpet fitters?
Man: Ah shit... I forgot, my Alczheimers must be getting worse.
Man: Ah shit... I forgot, my Alczheimers must be getting worse.
by Hector Knox March 11, 2008
Get the Alczheimers mug.the combined effect of too much alcohol and/or an actual medical condition that causes one to forget all sorts of stuff from daily appointments, people's names, picking your kids up at school etc...
by keysfood February 28, 2010
Get the alcheheimers mug.When you consume a large quantity of Alchohol and forget events during the time frame you were intoxicated, either intentionally or unintentionally. Usually this is followed by an apology to those offended.
"Dood, my ol lady told me you were hitting on her last night"
"Man, I sure don't remember anything like that, either that beotch is lyin like a rug or I might have some Alcholzheimers goin on.
"Man, I sure don't remember anything like that, either that beotch is lyin like a rug or I might have some Alcholzheimers goin on.
by Mill-na July 23, 2009
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"We closed the bar last night. It must be alchoheimers."
"We closed the bar last night. It must be alchoheimers."
by Shay-na July 29, 2009
Get the Alchoheimers mug.The phenomenon of memory loss through the application of alcohol, usually observed during the recovery / hangover phase.
by Fujisawa Sensei December 23, 2015
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