ALAYK

Abbreviation for "As Long As You Know"

Corey:I'm sleeping with your girl..
Jake:..I know
Corey:Ok..ALAYK

ALAYK by Corey A. January 2, 2009

alayc 

some weird shit Ruel is up to that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever

yo wtf does alayc mean? idk bro Ruel’s on some weird shit...and he has a perm

does Ruel actually have a soda?

maybe it’s a song about weed

alayc by darn it September 5, 2020

Ba’alaket

An alien overlord species that uses feminine wiles to influence and manipulate the human species, especially men, but they aren’t above having a furry taco now and again. Think "space sirens.” They currently hardly talk to human women because, I mean hey, if you have electric jelly-fish vulvas, what is the point of encouraging jealousy?

In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.

The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.

“Hey Mary, weren’t you and Tom a thing? What happened?”

“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”

“That sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.”

Ba’alaket by Byrdlady June 30, 2019

Alayja 

alayja is a beautiful person who is always going out her way to help. even when she doesn’t help first. she’s very goofy & talented. & doesn’t take no shit when it comes to anyone. she had a idgaf attitude, it is what it is attitude. and if you fw her pray for ya damn self. buhh overall she’s a wonderful person/ friend lol.

person: lay you help so much. thank you
alayja: no problem loveeee.

Alayja by alayja mason July 13, 2018

Alayjah 

is a beautiful person who is always going out her way to help. even when she doesn’t help first. she’s very goofy & talented. & doesn’t take no shit when it comes to anyone. she had a idgaf attitude, it is what it is attitude. and if you fw her pray for ya damn self. buhh overall she’s a wonderful person/ friend lol.

oh she’s such an Alayjah !

Alayjah by Love😊❤️ January 9, 2019

Alaskan crab cake 

An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.

Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.

Alaskan crab cake by The Good Dude Giveth September 6, 2016

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine 

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018