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Alarmageddon

When multiple alarm clocks go off simultaneously due to snooze setting intervals. Essentially, the perfect storm of snooze.
"This morning when I woke up, it was like alarmageddon, I'm never setting them for 8:15 and 8:37 again."
Alarmageddon by Dan J. DesRochers February 21, 2009
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alarmageddon

Any time multiple alarm clocks go off to wake you up, usually witnessed by people who have a hard time waking up in the morning.
I had to set the alarms on my cell phone, Nintendo DS, stereo, television, and alarm clock in order to wake up. When they all went off it was alarmageddon.
alarmageddon by kcs at0m1k January 22, 2009

Armageddon garden 

A garden you plant to sustain your life during the hard times your paranoid mind is telling will come soon, like world wars, alien invasions, dirty nuclear terrorist attack, massive chinese hacking or zombie pandemics.
Example: "When the grid goes down and lines of distribution are cut, we will have enough produce from our own gardens to keep ourselves alive" (from the Armageddon Garden Club).
Armageddon garden by Hofesh November 14, 2011

worms armageddon 

The best Worms game in the series, available for PS, N64, and PC.
"Yeah, yeah you may have kicked my ass in couter strike, but I'll own you in Worms Armageddon!"

Armageddon Lobby 

A religiously motivated, politically charged, semi-covert group working to actively instigate and accelerate the manifestation of doomsday and the righteous destruction of civilization.
You mean there are actually people that just can't wait for the world to end? For the complete destruction of civilization? For the return of mankind to a condition of ignorance, fear and barbarism?
Yup, that's the Armageddon Lobby.
Armageddon Lobby by YAWA July 26, 2019

Armageddon hypercane 

A typically worse version of a hypercane, armageddon storm and armageddon hurricane. It also might be stronger than a black hole..
News: Armageddon Hypercane Annette is killing everyone on earth and theres only 999 million people left.
Alexia: sad emoji x38298219382193812u398217398127398712983721983719837213

analmageddon

Total ass destruction. (meltdown) Caused by extreme repititive anal sex.(pounding
Seymor Butts new video has the analmageddon of all ass fucking scenes in it.

analmageddon by hrmmphh July 23, 2003
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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