analmageddon
analmageddon by hrmmphh July 23, 2003
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Alarmageddon
When multiple alarm clocks go off simultaneously due to snooze setting intervals. Essentially, the perfect storm of snooze.
"This morning when I woke up, it was like alarmageddon, I'm never setting them for 8:15 and 8:37 again."
Alarmageddon by Dan J. DesRochers February 21, 2009
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alarmageddon
Any time multiple alarm clocks go off to wake you up, usually witnessed by people who have a hard time waking up in the morning.
I had to set the alarms on my cell phone, Nintendo DS, stereo, television, and alarm clock in order to wake up. When they all went off it was alarmageddon.
alarmageddon by kcs at0m1k January 22, 2009
Analgeddon
The act of completely obliterating a woman's anus, reaching to the point of perianal/external bleeding.
Fred: Dude, that chick just got an analgeddon, you better believe it.
William: She's not gonna shit for days, man.
William: She's not gonna shit for days, man.
Analgeddon by Mista Wee Wee March 16, 2009
analmaggeddon
analmaggeddon by playahatea July 18, 2003
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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