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Alarmageddon

When multiple alarm clocks go off simultaneously due to snooze setting intervals. Essentially, the perfect storm of snooze.
"This morning when I woke up, it was like alarmageddon, I'm never setting them for 8:15 and 8:37 again."
Alarmageddon by Dan J. DesRochers February 21, 2009

alarmageddon

Any time multiple alarm clocks go off to wake you up, usually witnessed by people who have a hard time waking up in the morning.
I had to set the alarms on my cell phone, Nintendo DS, stereo, television, and alarm clock in order to wake up. When they all went off it was alarmageddon.
alarmageddon by kcs at0m1k January 22, 2009

Analgeddon 

The act of completely obliterating a woman's anus, reaching to the point of perianal/external bleeding.
Fred: Dude, that chick just got an analgeddon, you better believe it.

William: She's not gonna shit for days, man.
Analgeddon by Mista Wee Wee March 16, 2009

analmaggeddon 

Total ass destruction. (meltdown) Caused by extreme repititive anal sex.(pounding)
Seymor Butts new video has the analmageddon of all ass fucking scenes in it.
analmaggeddon by playahatea July 18, 2003