Alarm

An Alarm is a morning routine comprised of the following steps:

1) Take a rip from a Juul
2) Without exhaling, take a rip from a bong
3) Still without exhaling, shotgun a beer
4) Exhale and enjoy!

The term is derived from the Alarm’s ability to wake the subject up from the sleeplike state of sobriety.

Yo, I set the Alarm for 5 minutes, esketit

Alarm by GucciMitch February 17, 2018

Alarm

An audible alert to wake you up in the morning.

He set Alarm to wake him up for work.

Plural: He set 2 larms to wake his tired ass up.

Alarm by Green31 July 10, 2014

alarm

The alarm describes a freaky asian girl's orgasm. When she continuously wails that high pitch, the sound resembles an alarm hence the name alarm.

I was fuckin this asian chick and i thought the fire alarm went off.

alarm by jeffr April 27, 2008

Alarm

9:00 pm when a girl needs to take her birth control pill

Hey Emily, guess what? Alarm!

Alarm by nicole77 August 1, 2007

alarm

Someone who is clearly homosexual and in denial.

Scott is a total alarm and he doesn't know it.

alarm by Scott June 18, 2005

Alarm

A loud noise that sends people into a state of panic for no apparent reason. The longest time a Alarm has gone on for was on September 11th, 2001 and ended at 8:14 AM EDT.

"Dude I still remember the day that the longest alarm went off for. Ahhh, September 11th, 2001.... Such a good day.

Alarm by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024

alarm clock 

An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning

Whoever invented the alarm clock was a real dick. Seriously, not cool.

alarm clock by Afakename August 26, 2015