air mail

The items that are thrown from housing complex windows at New York City Cops when the officers walk around in a housing complex. Examples are beer bottles, coffee mugs and toaster ovens. On occassion, air mail is also tossed at members of the FDNY, EMS and DA's office.

"Me and Cruz just stepped out of our car when we almost got hit by some serious air mail. Two bottles and a filthy nasty diaper."

by Mikey Jew Pants June 12, 2006

air mail

flatulence

I had a cabbage and bean salad for lunch, which although very tasty and healthy, left me with a great deal of air mail.

by Cockaseega July 10, 2009

Chinese Air Mail

After sexing a woman, hold a small chinese man up over her chest and have him take a fresh hot dump from 3 feet above her body.

She had never heard of the Chinese Air Mail manuever, so I called my boy Ching Ling and together we conquered that bitch.

by Ken Singelby April 5, 2007

dutch airmail

Best described as tossing a pillow to your friend or mate after farting in it.

"my wife sent me a dutch airmail after dinner,it smelt like i had my head up her ass!"

by trojun April 26, 2012

airmail

To throw a ball too high, and have it sail over the head of the person you're throwing it to. Usually used in baseball.

Ichiro was safe at third base because Guerrero airmailed the throw into the stands.

by Jack July 6, 2004

Airmail

When a mans zipper is down for long periods of time, therefore occasionally exposing his "package". This can either be done accidentally or by a tweaked individual... on purpose.

"Dude your package is showing, you sending out airmail or what?"
"Oh damn! Thanks man, good lookin' out!"

"Hey that guys running after her with his junk out!"
"Oh that's cause he's sending his package to her airmail"
"Sick!"

by d325gu December 2, 2011

Airmail Blowjob

When you send a greeting card (preferably homade with some gay picture of a rabit or some shit on it) filled with your cum. The unsepecting victim then opens the card and sees AIRMAIL BLOWJOB in big red letters, fallowed by a cum smeared picture of three old men sucking eachother off.

Jon Bon sent $Tmoney$ an Airmail Blowjob and he has no idea whats comming.

by $$Tmoney$$ October 2, 2006