Airmail

When a mans zipper is down for long periods of time, therefore occasionally exposing his "package". This can either be done accidentally or by a tweaked individual... on purpose.

"Dude your package is showing, you sending out airmail or what?"
"Oh damn! Thanks man, good lookin' out!"

"Hey that guys running after her with his junk out!"
"Oh that's cause he's sending his package to her airmail"
"Sick!"

by d325gu December 02, 2011

airmail

To throw a ball too high, and have it sail over the head of the person you're throwing it to. Usually used in baseball.

Ichiro was safe at third base because Guerrero airmailed the throw into the stands.

by Jack July 06, 2004

airmail

To fart in someones face, usually unexpected.

Dude you just airmailed Liza and her hair flew backwards.

by D-Bag April 18, 2006

dutch airmail

Best described as tossing a pillow to your friend or mate after farting in it.

"my wife sent me a dutch airmail after dinner,it smelt like i had my head up her ass!"

by trojun April 26, 2012

Airmail Blowjob

When you send a greeting card (preferably homade with some gay picture of a rabit or some shit on it) filled with your cum. The unsepecting victim then opens the card and sees AIRMAIL BLOWJOB in big red letters, fallowed by a cum smeared picture of three old men sucking eachother off.

Jon Bon sent $Tmoney$ an Airmail Blowjob and he has no idea whats comming.

by $$Tmoney$$ October 02, 2006

airmail bill

a naked british dinosaur who enjoys a homsexual lifestyle and chubby young men

an airmail bill was arrested today in manchester for raping a bunch of fat men

wow this guys really gay and old! He's such an airmail bill!

by Anonymous September 24, 2003