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When a mans zipper is down for long periods of time, therefore occasionally exposing his "package". This can either be done accidentally or by a tweaked individual... on purpose.
"Dude your package is showing, you sending out airmail or what?"
"Oh damn! Thanks man, good lookin' out!"

"Hey that guys running after her with his junk out!"
"Oh that's cause he's sending his package to her airmail"
"Sick!"
Airmail by d325gu December 2, 2011
To fart in someones face, usually unexpected.
Dude you just airmailed Liza and her hair flew backwards.
airmail by D-Bag April 18, 2006

Airmail Blowjob 

When you send a greeting card (preferably homade with some gay picture of a rabit or some shit on it) filled with your cum. The unsepecting victim then opens the card and sees AIRMAIL BLOWJOB in big red letters, fallowed by a cum smeared picture of three old men sucking eachother off.
Jon Bon sent $Tmoney$ an Airmail Blowjob and he has no idea whats comming.
Airmail Blowjob by $$Tmoney$$ October 2, 2006

airmail bill 

a naked british dinosaur who enjoys a homsexual lifestyle and chubby young men
an airmail bill was arrested today in manchester for raping a bunch of fat men

wow this guys really gay and old! He's such an airmail bill!
airmail bill by Anonymous September 24, 2003

dutch airmail 

Best described as tossing a pillow to your friend or mate after farting in it.
"my wife sent me a dutch airmail after dinner,it smelt like i had my head up her ass!"
dutch airmail by trojun April 26, 2012
A beautiful girl that any guy would be luck to be with. She is sweet, kind and smart.
Armailey is cute.
Armailey by Epic_Definer December 6, 2019