Definitions by d325gu

Airmail 

When a mans zipper is down for long periods of time, therefore occasionally exposing his "package". This can either be done accidentally or by a tweaked individual... on purpose.

"Dude your package is showing, you sending out airmail or what?"
"Oh damn! Thanks man, good lookin' out!"

"Hey that guys running after her with his junk out!"
"Oh that's cause he's sending his package to her airmail"
"Sick!"

Airmail by d325gu December 2, 2011

PTSD 

Post Thanksgiving Super Dump-

When after eating like a pig for the entire Thanksgiving one runs to the toilet to release a thunderous bowl breaking bowel movement

Joe - "Man I gotta make a deposit"
Pat - "You do? I just got done taking care of my PTSD"
Joe- "WTF is PTSD?"
Pat- "Oh man it's a Post Thanksgiving Super Dump... you know PTSD"

PTSD by d325gu November 26, 2011