Blart

The act of accidentally farting while blowing your nose.

I was in class with a mild allergy, I gently blew my nose and blarted so loud the class bursted into laughter

by trojun March 11, 2016

Scrinch

A mix of Grinch and Scrooge

Troy is not only a twat around Christmas time but also a Scrinch

by trojun December 23, 2011

Pooner Awareness

Mental acknowledgement of all the hot or interesting women in ones surroundings

" say , Jeff...at you age, i am amazed with your Pooner Awareness ...the sheer cognizance, perception and appreciation of all the fine Poontang strutting up and down the beach!!"

by trojun April 15, 2019

dutch airmail

Best described as tossing a pillow to your friend or mate after farting in it.

"my wife sent me a dutch airmail after dinner,it smelt like i had my head up her ass!"

by trojun February 20, 2012

creampie buffet

when a female gets inseminated in the vagina, mouth and anus at the same time

'I have never cringed as much as when i saw my mom get a creampie buffet in that old 80's porno'

by trojun February 12, 2020